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July 27, 2019

Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 07-27-2019

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WIM Marina Baraeva (RUS)

TheJamesMadison's movie thread will be posted later today. And as always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.

Easier Problem - White To Play (1027)

Black is obviously on the ropes. What's the best way to finish him off?

Goal: White can force mate in 4, no matter what Black does
Hint: Discovered check is the best check

20190727 - Problem 1.jpg
r1b1qb1r/pp1n2pp/4Qn1k/2p4P/2B5/8/PPPP1PP1/RNB1K2R w KQ - 0 1

Oh, and you morons will be pleased to know that this week's chess babe has a twin sister:

Gimme Two!

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WIMs Irina & Marina Baraeva

More Challenging Problem - White To Play (1028 )

Goal: Force the pawn to the 8th
Hint: The rook is expendable

20190727 - Problem 2.jpg
8/4Pb2/1p2R3/3P2k1/p3B3/8/3r4/6K1 w - - 0 1

Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:

20190727 dress pr0n 01.jpg

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20190727 dress pr0n kate.jpg

20190727 dress pr0n mad men.jpg
(click for bigger mad men ladies)

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Greetings from Russia

20190727 dress pr0n melania.jpg
(click for bigger melania)


Solutions Update

Easier Problem - White To Play

20190727 - Problem 1.jpg
r1b1qb1r/pp1n2pp/4Qn1k/2p4P/2B5/8/PPPP1PP1/RNB1K2R w KQ - 0 1

1.d4+ g5
2.hxg6+ Kxg6 (2... Kg7 3. Bh6+ Kxg6 4.Bd3#)
3.Bd3+ Kg7

More Challenging Problem - White To Play

20190727 - Problem 2.jpg
8/4Pb2/1p2R3/3P2k1/p3B3/8/3r4/6K1 w - - 0 1

1. Bg6 Bxe6

(1... Bxg6 2. Rxg6+ Kxg6 3. e8=Q+)

(1...Be8 2. Bxe8 a3 3. Bc6 a2 4. Re1 Re2 5. Rxe2 a1=Q+ 6. Kg2 Qg7 7. e8=Q Kf4+ 8.Kf1 Qa1+ 9. Re1 Qf6 10. Qe3+ Kf5 11. Qf2+ Kg5 12. Qxf6+ Kxf6)

2.e8=Q Bxd5
3.Qe3+ Kxg6
4.Qxd2 Bb3
5.Qd6+ Kf5
6.Qxb6 and wins

Hope to see you all next week!


Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.


So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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