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July 11, 2019

Hemingway/Severino Book Is the Number One Book in the Country, and Not a Single Corporate Media Outlet Will Mention It, Let Alone Interview the Authors
Plus: The Pharisiacal David French and His Cowardly Enablers


I bet I know why the Corporate Media won't even mention Mollie Hemingway's and Carrie Severino's book -- it must be because the media believes them to be Conspiracy Theorists!

And you know how the media (and the NeverTrump pretend intellectuals) absolutely reject all Conspiracy Theories.

I guess that's why the NeverTrump fake conservative media outlets are giving the book the radio-silence treatment, too.

Speaking of lunatic NeverTrumpers-turned-Democrats: David French is complaining that Christians (yes, Christians, see the "baptismal waters" reference) support Trump just because of Muh Judges, as French's copilot Tom Nichols would say.

He brings up the "shocking" number of women who came forward to make accusations against Trump -- like that woman in the last post.

He doesn't note that he, himself allegedly a Christian (though I guess he wants to save the Big Guy some work by doing all of His judging for Him), defended Brett Kavanaugh despite the "shocking" number of women who came forward to accuse him.

What's the difference, apart from the fact that French considers Kavanaugh to be part of his class and Trump to be a class enemy?

Can David French tell us, without knowing first if the accusations are against Trump or a member of The Guild first, which evidence-free accusers, full of a curious level of political synchronicity, should be believed, and which should have proof demanded of them?

All you Stupid Bible-Thumpers have to remember is that David French is much, much better at being a Christian than you.

Except for completely ignoring Christ's apostles' injunctions against vanity, pride, and ostentatious claims of being holier-than-thou.

David French is one of those fakey-fakes who doesn't really want to pray unless he can be seen praying.

And frankly, the cowardice of his fellow NR staffers -- many of whom profess being Christian themselves -- to confront him on this point makes them complicit in his nasty anti-Christian sneers.

They're fond of babbling "What if Obama did this?" where "this" is any outrage they're claiming Trump guilty of this week.

Well, what if Obama routinely smeared Christians as being insincere and impious and frankly apostate for their political beliefs?

Actually, of course, Obama did do that, as have many Democrats since.

And they do criticize Democrats for playing the Jesus Wants You to Vote Democrat card.

But when David French does it? When David French insists and insists that Jesus told him that you must help elect a Democrat as president?

Does no one at the allegedly-Christian National Review have the testosterone to stand up to this ludicrous Pharisee in their midst?

Well, membership in The Guild, including the Fake Conservative Auxiliary of The Guild, has its privileges.

Luke 18:10-14

10 Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.

11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.

12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.

13 And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.

14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.

Matthew 6:5-8

5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

The Ludicrous Pharisee David French

And Jesus said unto him, "I'm With Her."

And David French was gladdened, for he too was with her, and he was Proud that Jesus had finally come 'round to his own way of thinking.

And then David French departed, now satisfied that he was Better Than Jesus, who was, let's face it, all wet, and not nearly as smart as David French about politics, or culture, or Marvel Movies, or Jesus.

And David French found a spot called Twitter, and sayeth: Upon this rock I shall erect a church to myself, and I shall gather a mighty flock of cucks around me.

And of each of the soft-bodied, pale effeminate chubby men who surrounded him, David French asked the great philosophical questions: "Is hot dog sandwich? Is Die Hard Christmas?"

And the men cooed, and winked and flirted with him, and tweeted furiously upon these mysteries.

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