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July 20, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Make mine a double!

Crazy week here at Misanthropic Acres. Hope yours was productive. Let's take a peek at a few items that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ. Because we all know, life isn't fair.


  • Ugh, the English language continues to be assaulted by douchebags. H/T Bitter Clinger

  • No shoes, no shirt, no manners, no service.

  • Til death do you part.

  • Maybe spiders aren't so bad after all.

  • Dude!

  • If you know recognize this Florida man.

  • Shit or get off the pot.

  • Oh yeah, like it tastes like the real thing.

  • Does this cocaine make my hair look big?

  • No mention of how much alcohol had been consumed.

  • Just spitballin' here, this may be why there are revolutions.

  • That's quite the Ooops!

  • Too early in the morning to talk politics? I have my thoughts and they aren't popular.

  • Area 51 is just the tip of the iceberg.


    Feel free to comment on these stories or something else in this open thread. The 'ettes don't have cooties. The hallway isn't designed for racing with sharp objects in your hands. And lastly have a great weekend!!

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