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July 09, 2019

SJW Dainty Daffodil Achieves Ultimate Victory: Getting Cucked by a Hat

He demanded his female friend choose between his sissy ass and her MAGA hat.

The MAGA hat won. And it wasn't even close.

A blue checkmark, of course.

Twitter is a place where they mentally ill show off their Mental Illness Merit Badges.

Addendum [CBD] This quotation from Dainty Daffodil's "newsletter" is too good to miss...

I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn’t unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn’t have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she’s equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, “If I can’t have an opinion about something then I guess I don’t really live in a free country,” I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.

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