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July 12, 2019

lol: Super-#Woke New Republic Writes Blisteringly Homophobic Rant About "Mary Pete" (Mayor Pete)

Even I'm offended.

TimDC is a sissy but he's not wrong here.

Excerpt from Dale Peck's I'm-super-gay-so-I-have-free-speech-and-you-Breeders-don't article at The New Republic. I'm going to Culturally Appropriate some Paragraph Breaks into this Dear Diary screed for readability.

I know that paragraph breaks might be heteronormative and not fit with the flbbertigibbet fifteen year old girl style this author is going for, but forgive my trespass.

(Below the fold because advertisers might balk.)

All this makes Mary Pete different from every other left-leaning neoliberal in exactly zero ways.

Because let's face it. The only thing that distinguishes the mayor of South Bend from all those other well-educated reasonably intelligent white dudes who wanna be president is what he does with his dick (and possibly his ass, although I get a definite top-by-default vibe from him, which is to say that I bet he thinks about getting fucked but he's too uptight to do it).

So let's dish the dish, homos. You know and I know that Mary Pete is a gay teenager. He's a fifteen-year-old boy in a Chicago bus station wondering if it's a good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally understand what he is.

He's been out for, what, all of four years, and if I understand the narrative, he married the first guy he dated. And we all know what happens when gay people donít get a real adolescence because they spent theirs in the closet: they go through it after they come out. And because they're adults with their own incomes and no parents to rein them in they do it on steroids (often literally).

If Shortest Way Home [Buttgieg's book] (I mean really, can you think of a more treacly title?) makes one thing clear, Mary Pete was never a teenager.

But you can't run away from that forever. Either it comes out or it eats you up inside. It can be fun, it can be messy, it can be tragic, it can be progenitive, transformative, ecstatic, or banal, but the last thing I want in the White House is a gay man staring down 40 who suddenly realizes he didn't get to have all the fun his straight peers did when they were teenagers.

I'm not saying I donít want him to shave his chest or do Molly or try being the lucky Pierre (the timing's trickier than it looks, but it can be fun when you work it out). These are rites of passage for a lot of gay men, and it fuels many aspects of gay culture. But like I said, I donít want it in the White House.

I want a man whose mind is on his job, not what could have been--or what he thinks he can still get away with.

He seems to be saying that "Mary Pete" might go off-the-hook-ultragay in the White House because he didn't sow his gay oats.

Interesting take!

And what's a Lucky Pierre, Breeders?

Apparently gay slang:

: What does "Lucky Pierre" mean. I've heard of this before but can't remember and can't seem to find a reference of it anywhere on the web.

Well, it says here:

lucky pierre -- noun. 1940s. 1. the man in a sexual threesome of two women and one man. 2. (gay) the middle man in a "sandwich" of three sexually entwined men. (? -- the punchline of a joke) From "Cassell's Dictionary of Slang" by Jonathon Green (Wellington House, London, 1998).

Urban Dictionary has further thoughts.

I love the rule that the hardleft fringe Identity Politics mafia can use their free speech to the fullest while we on the right have to constantly patrol our own thoughts for Thoughtcrimes.

And if we fail to detect our own Thoughtcrime, that's okay, because 50% of the online right, the SJWcons as Kurt Schlichter (I think) called them, have been deputized by their leftist twitter friends to form lynch mobs to hunt us down for Wrongspeak.


The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

-- Victor Tango Kilo

Another fissure on the left opens, this one between Main Street gays and Castro Street gays.

Update: Proving my point that only the hard, fringe left has full speech rights:

Did he ever suffer any penalty for this? Shit, none of us have ever even heard of it.

But CNN will keep doxxing meme-makers, won't they?

One Last Update:

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