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July 03, 2019

Nolte: CNN's Ratings Surge as Network Finds Its Footing Again
Nah Just Fookin wit Ya, They're Even More Garbage Now Than They Were A Month Ago

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The far-left fake news outlet CNN came in 15th place in primetime during the previous quarter and lost nearly 20 percent of its already pathetic viewership.
Let’s go straight to the numbers…

During the second quarter of this year, here's how the average viewing audience stacked up...

Primetime

FOX: 2.4 million

MSNBC: 1.67 million

CNNLOL: 761,000

Total Day

FOX: 1.32 million

MSNBC: 900,000

CNNLOL: 541,000

Viewership drops compared to this same quarter last year...

Primetime

FOX: -2%

MSNBC: -4%

CNNLOL: -18%

Total Day

FOX: -6%

MSNBC: -3%

CNNLOL: -18%

Obviously, what the above numbers prove is that CNNLOL is not the victim of a downturn in the overall news cycle but rather a victim of its own horribleness, of Suicide By Fake News and Hate.

That Jake Tapper, though. What a hero, huh? He Loves The Troops (TM).

posted by Ace of Spades at 03:24 PM

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Nolte: CNN's Ratings Surge as Network Finds Its Footing AgainNah Just Fookin wit Ya, They're Even More Garbage Now Than They Were A Month Ago

Nolte: CNN's Ratings Surge as Network Finds Its Footing Again
Nah Just Fookin wit Ya, They're Even More Garbage Now Than They Were A Month Ago