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Nolte: CNN's Ratings Surge as Network Finds Its Footing Again
Nah Just Fookin wit Ya, They're Even More Garbage Now Than They Were A Month Ago
The far-left fake news outlet CNN came in 15th place in primetime during the previous quarter and lost nearly 20 percent of its already pathetic viewership.Let’s go straight to the numbers…
During the second quarter of this year, here's how the average viewing audience stacked up...
PrimetimeFOX: 2.4 million
MSNBC: 1.67 million
CNNLOL: 761,000
Total Day
FOX: 1.32 million
MSNBC: 900,000
CNNLOL: 541,000
Viewership drops compared to this same quarter last year...
Primetime
FOX: -2%
MSNBC: -4%
CNNLOL: -18%
Total Day
FOX: -6%
MSNBC: -3%
CNNLOL: -18%
Obviously, what the above numbers prove is that CNNLOL is not the victim of a downturn in the overall news cycle but rather a victim of its own horribleness, of Suicide By Fake News and Hate.
That Jake Tapper, though. What a hero, huh? He Loves The Troops (TM).
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