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July 09, 2019

Bill Clinton Releases Statement About Jeffrey Epstein

I did not have meretricious relations with that gentleman, Mr. Epstein...



He says he was on the plane four times? This reporter says he was on the plane 27 times, and almost always accompanied by underage girls.

Video below.

Update: David French is, get this, attempting to microparse Clinton's statement to read it as true.



Oh, and David French continues Christian-shaming and trying to prove he is the only Christian in America.




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posted by Ace of Spades at 11:51 AM

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