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July 17, 2019

Michael Avenatti: I May be a Scumbag Creepy Porn Lawyer Who's Going to Federal Prison for a Very Long Time, But Look at My Twitter Follower Count, Losers!!!

Your twitter follower count plus that sweet, sweet ass n' mouth of yours will get you a pack of cigarettes a month.



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