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What Do Your Parents Do for a Living? A teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living. “What does your mother do all day, Billy?” Billy replied, “My mommy is a doctor.” “ How about you, Amy?” asked the teacher. Amy stood up and said, “My father is a mailman.” “Thank you, Amy,” said the teacher. “And what about you, Tim?” Tim stood up and said, “My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.” The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject. Later, she phoned Tim’s mother to find out it that was true. “No, it’s not true,” said Tim’s mother. “His father is a lawyer, but how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old”? H/T CBD
In the fall of 2018, the 26-year-old American missionary traveled to a remote speck of sand and jungle in the Indian Ocean, attempting to convert one of the planet's last uncontacted tribes to Christianity. The islanders killed him, and Chau was pilloried around the world as a deluded Christian supremacist who deserved to die. Alex Perry pieces together the life and death of a young adventurer driven to extremes by unshakable faith.
Once, on a fancy trip up to a PBS exec’s house, he heard the limo driver was going to wait outside for 2 hours, so he insisted the driver come in and join them (which flustered the host). On the way back, Rogers sat up front, and when he learned that they were passing the driver’s home on the way, he asked if they could stop in to meet his family. According to the driver, it was one of the best nights of his life—”the house supposedly lit up when Rogers arrived, and he played jazz piano and bantered with them late into the night. Further, like with the reporters, Rogers sent him notes and kept in touch with the driver for the rest of his life.
This guy, Ian Hunter recently celebrated his 80th birthday. He's still rockin'
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Going away together — as a couple or in a group — sounds exciting, but the cocktail of travel's inherent stresses and a group's personality differences can combust. There are ways, however, to have a good time and deepen your connections, too. We mined conflict coaches, therapists and group tour guides for their top tips on navigating the social dynamics of traveling together. I can hear my old man, "I've got your conflict coach right here."
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Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. A couple of Genius Award Winners. A woman seduced her ex-husband before cutting off his penis and testicles, dousing them in acid and flushing them down the toilet after finding out he had cheated on her when they were married.
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