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July 24, 2019

The Morning Early Afternoon Rant

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"Anyone else buying this doddering old man act that Mueller is trying to pull? I remember his press conference back in May when he announced the results of his investigation. He certainly didn't sound like an Alzheimer's patient back then. And the Democrats had all day yesterday to coach him. If they thought he was unfit to testify, they would've put the kabosh on today's proceedings. It's when they told Christine Blasey Ford to speak in a barely audible, mousy little voice. She doesn't talk like that. And you could see her smirking when she did. So, Mueller doesn't go from being a functioning adult in May to a senile old man in July. Something is going on here in this hearing that's clearly rotten."

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Compare & Contrast:

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Babylon Bee Handy Guide To Facial Expressions:

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Who Dis:

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I'm not accustomed to thinking of this celebrity as (a) a ginger or (b) hot, but I'm learning to embrace the power of 'and'. Also, if you're having difficulty telling who she is, this photo should make it obvious.

For the 'Ettes:

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Monday's celebs: Actress/model Maila Nurmi, and believe me, it was tough trying to find a photo wherein she did not look obviously like her well-known "Vampira" character. Also stage/screen actor Béla Ferenc Dezsö Blaskó (Bela Lugosi). During WWI, he volunteered and was commissioned as an infantry lieutenant, and was wounded three times. I'd say that pretty much qualifies him as a badass. It's a shame that in his later life, his fortunes took a downward turn and he was a pathetic drug addict when he died in 1956. This was during the filming of the last movie he was in, the legendary stinker Plan 9 From Outer Space -- which Ms. Nurmi also had a small part in.

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Praise reports:

Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field, so that is some positive news. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor

Fenelon thanks everyone for their prayers regarding a huge IRS bill. It was a mistake and they don’t have to pay.

Requests for continued prayer:

For healing from cancer:

Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, alsoTami’s daughter, Circa’s brother, VNRedLeg, Scott M, OldDoginMO’s wife., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer. Rickl-for healing from brain tumors/cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-tol that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle. Bete in refelction needs healing from cancer

Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing: Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function. Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident.. Sock-rat-eeze, for things to go smoothly so that he can have reversal of colostomy. USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them

For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help.

Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid

Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.

Updates and new requests:

6/10-Antisocialist after a year and a half of clean scan and good blood work, something came up on last CT scan. Antisocialist is scared and asked for prayers.

6/11-Hogmartin grandmother, Sophia, was admitted to ER. Had arterial bleed. At her age, surgery is not an option. Hogmartin asked for comfort, peace, and healing.

6/19 Hrothgar’s SIL has an elderly beloved pastor of a tiny but vibrant church of older folks. “Sister Charlotte” needs healing of heart issues so that she can return to being that congregations shepherdess

6/21-LadyL asks for prayers for two friends of her daughter: Laura, in her early 30’s was given a prognosis of 3 years to live after a recurrence of metastatic breast cancer. Please storm heaven for a miracle of complete healing. Also, Allison, another of her daughter’s friends, had a stroke two-weeks after the birth of her first child. She is still unable to walk after 6 months. Doubtful she will be able to teach again. Pray that she be fully healed and to enjoy life and her family.

7/1 Hrothgar’s SIL Elizabeth has diabetic related neuropathy. Needs healing

7/3-Maddog’s PSA blood test says PSA has low which indicates no larger scale cancer present, but since cancer spread outside body will be undergoing hormone therapy soon and radiation after that.

7/3-Poster ET going through very difficult time. Needs rough places made smooth.

7/3 For Leslie-for spiritual strength and comfort after death of daughter who died from flu-one year ago February

7/8-Beltway Elite asked for prayers for their mother who had stroke at end of June, leaving her paralyzed on right side. Thankfully she remembers herself and details but faces lengthy period of recovery and physical therapy. Prayers for quick recuperation, management of other health conditions and for Beltway Elite’s sister to act with compassion.

7/13-Winston, a dreg of asked for prayers for his dear friend Dee, who fell and broke right arm near shoulder while on a road trip. Four months earlier had broken wrist, 2nd time cancer survivor. Prayers for healing.

7/13-Empire1 has asked for prayers for her husband, Mr. Empire, who has diverticulitis.

7/13-tBodie prayers for oldest child who is going through a hard time.

7/16 Sturmtoddler-Will have kidney surgery on the 23rd. Prayers for successful surgery and recovery.

7/16-Deep State in Deep Sh**-Asked for prayer for friend, Tiffany, in 2nd fight with cancer, not as bad as first time but still needs prayers for healing

7/16-OldDoginMO’s wife- out of hospital. Oncologist wants her to skip two chemo treatments and let her heal from wound-probably as result of chemo. Prayers for complete healing

7/16-Grammie’s daughter is supposed to go on a mission trip to Swaziland in August to work with children and( women?) Who had been in sex trafficking and daughter has to travel through South Africa-Prayers for her safety and of all the people travelling with her,

7/17-Fenelon asks for prayers for Ray, who had chemo and a bone marrow transplant for blood cancer. Needs healing.

7/19-Redc1c4’s dad with cancer was having kidney failure and going on dialysis to give his kidney’s a chance to recover.

7/19-Rickl MRI of shoulder blade showed additional lesion. Has numbness in back and buttocks. May have another tumor. Was starting chemo again July 23rd

7/19-Prayers for continued healing for Anna Puma’s dad. Had heart attack and stent was put in

7/19-Juddgement’s BIL has severe depression was walking on road in daze, but after some conversation with his BIL is taking his meds without prompting and is doing better. Continued prayers for his recovery and strength for family in dealing with his situation are appreciated.

7/19-Prayers for healing and strengthening for Kindltot’s dad in short term nursing home for rehab, and for safety for Kindltot as they travel back and forth to see their dad

7/19-For Pooky’sgirl and her husband for rough places made smooth- for healing and for dealing with insurance issues as no two plans cover same things

7/21 -Duke’ Lowell’s son in U.S. Merchant Marine head to Suez canal and East Coast of Africa, Prayers for he and his shipmates

7/23-Mr. Aspirin Factory ‘s childhood friend killed in a freak accident. Leaves behind wife and teenage daughters. Prayers for grieving family and friends.

Job needs:

Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise

PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job.

Fenelon’s Spouse is looking for FT job

Hadrian IV is looking for new job.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:


Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Caramel Pecan Turtle Fudge:

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Also hearings:

Compare & Contrast: Mueller's Report Summary Press Conference from May 29th

Does not sound like senile old man here:

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