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July 29, 2019

Monday Seftonless Morning Report (7/29/19)

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Quite a noisy weekend if you weren't paying attention to the news. It's the middle of summer weather is beautiful. Who can blame you?


President Trump and Twitter

Apparently President called out Rep. Elijah Cummings, long time swamp creature from Baltimore. That has the MSM, Democrats and Ultra Cucks all twisted up in pretzels. He calls it as he sees it. He doesn't take any shit from anyone. Is it presidential? I don't know is it presidental to give pallets of cash to a country that regularly kills American soldiers.

To all the pissant wienies, suck it up.

  • Rodent infested Baltimore. Let the battle of of words begin.

  • Funny thing, once upon a time so did Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT)

  • Of course when you call out a black politician it is racist. How predictable coming from the Queen of Botox.

  • President Trump is not to impressed with Nancy's district either.

  • A look at Cummings district.

  • Another peek in at West Baltimore.

  • David Axelrod thinks this Tweet storm could cause the president's reelection.

  • The Baltimore sun didn't care for Trump's remarks, but they know Baltimore has a rat issue.


    Science News

    It turns out you can't fool Mother Nature.
    There has to be rhyme and reason for tree planting.
    Oh noes, Second Hand Drinking. So when are the 2nd Hand Pot stories coming?
    5G? Hell, I would be happy to have a plain Jane signal out here in flyover country.

  • Tree planting can harm ecosystems.

  • Second Hand drinking a massive problem.

  • Wireless companies are having issues with 5G.

  • You can prevent glo-bull warming by drinking this gin instead of your regular gin.


    News Here and Abroad

    Devin Nunes (R-CA) thinks the CIA has come clean. Good for him. I don't. But he does have qualms about John Brennan.

    China has its hands full with Hong Kong.

    The border remains crazy.

  • Is John Brennan dirty?

  • Just another night of clashes in Hong Kong.

  • Criminals suing the U.S. for doing their job. F*cking unbelievable.

  • Our economy continues to grow despite Russia, Russia, Russia and Baltimore.

  • Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-TX) named to be next Director of National Intelligence.

  • Illinois and the good old "Equitable Restrooms Act".

  • Believe all women. Hell, no.

  • The Intercept's Glenn Greenwald isn't getting along with Brazil's president.

  • The US fertility rate has hit an an all time low.

  • Canadian jurisprudence has taken another goofy turn.

  • Deadly explosion in Afghanistan.

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