Sponsored Content
« The Cucks Announce Their Hot Takes, and You're Not Gonna Believe It: They're All Repeating the Same Lines They Worked Out Behind the Scenes | Main | Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/24/19) »
July 24, 2019

Soyboy Tweet-Party Thread!

Well, most of the soyboys avoided Twitter today -- gee, wonder why -- and I imagine that tomorrow they'll be mostly tweeting about other subjects.

Maybe we can try imitating them in advance?

On days when the soyboys are once again routed, they usually talk about the following things, exclusively:

1. Whether or not hotdogs are sandwich

2. Which condiments you can put on a hotdog or other stable and which they pretend to have a childishly emotional negative reaction to even hearing about.

3. Hey look, another corporate fast-food franchise has put out another strange/unappealing item on their menu! They do this, of course, in the expectation that Twitter Addicts will talk this calculated Publicity Gambit up and thus provide free advertising! Which they -- literally always -- always do!

So, let's talk about Wendy's new Pancake Triple Dare Taco because it's so wild!!! A taco? And a pancake! Isn't that weird?!

See, we're the Funbunch Republicans for talking about menu items designed only to be discussed on twitter, just like our corporate overlords expect of us!

(Oh and we're Smart for not seeing through this ploy by now, too!)

4. Here is my ranking of some narrow category of Marvel Movies. Like Top Five Marvel movies in which an infinity stone does not appear. FIGHT ME if you disagree with my list!

5. What are the most underrated Donovan albums? Time for some game theory.

6. Die Hard is Christmas. Once again, Fight Me if you disagree.

7. I'm now going to try to affect a Masculine Sort of Vibe and offer an unreasonably strong,, childishly strident opinion about not liking, say, kale or another vegetable. Because having childishly strong opinions about very silly things is Manly, right? So: I refuse to eat kale and I don't care Who knows it, bucco! (PS, once again, fight me if you disagree.)

8. Let's play a game: Take the name of a famous movie and change one word to OrangeManBad. Twitter games are fun! (Spending time with actual human beings is for the birds!)

9. Let's talk about recent changes to the Twitter font/format for a couple of hours, because addicts never tire of talking about the quality of the drug they're addicted to.

10. Then we can "tag" each other in flirty little fake insults, like saying "JackStraw's opinions are bad." We can pretend to fight about this, again, like real adult men do.

And fight me if you disagree!



digg this
posted by Ace of Spades at 08:27 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Rodrigo Borgia: "> 11 " There are never any real cuts. Ever." Spot ..."

Indignacio Vindacatorem: "Though much is taken, much abides; and though we a ..."

CharlieBrown'sDildo: "when I click the link I get a 404 error. Could a C ..."

Skip : "Good morning JJ and horde ..."

Lost In Space: "Kevin gave an academy award performance as the lea ..."

Rodrigo Borgia: "Tranheiser Busch has reportedly signed a deal with ..."

Thomas Bender: ">>Good morning, kids. So congratulations, I guess ..."

Martini Farmer: "Failure theater defines winning as losing with dig ..."

Aetius451AD Work Laptop: "Wait, this is going to be a full service holiday? ..."

Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan!: ""My X 'upgraded' their Z software and now it's fvc ..."

sidney: "" There are never any real cuts. Ever." Spot on, ..."

Hadrian the Seventh: " [i]The "St. Gaudens" in Boston Common (Col. Shaw ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64