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July 19, 2019

'Sup Morons? Time For The ONT

Those Chinese. *shakes head* Look at the range this baby's got. Hell, it can detect a ballistic inbound from almost a mile away!

Fido Friday

Awwww. Doggo got some little friends. pic.twitter.com/5sMPaEV3vx
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) July 19, 2019

Also, this is how good companies earn customer loyalty:

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Everything you think you know about the Scopes trial is false

Morons Throughout History

There's a reason he wasn't known as 'Peter the Just Alright'

Peter the Great founded The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters that was headed by the All-Joking and All-Drunken Prince-Pope and whose members were required ‘to get drunk every day and never go to bed sober’.

Sounds a lot better than the Elks, tbh.

We're # 1! We're # 1!

Here Is The List Of Countries With The Highest Number Of Pornstars

That's Not To Say That They Don't Have Cool Stuff Elsewhere, Mind You

The first ever Heavy Metal Knitting World Championships have taken place in Finland.

This is probably the strangest thing you'll see today. pic.twitter.com/mSbohm3UMA
— ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) July 12, 2019

The National Pastime

The Coolest, Ugliest, and Straight-Up Weirdest Baseball Uniforms of All Time

Timeless look on Mark 'The Blade' Belanger from the 70s

This is a really fun Twitter account. No politics, just sports and cultural nostalgia with a wicked sense of humor.

When putting together his wedding party, Ahmad Rashad went with a murderer and a serial rapist. pic.twitter.com/Xn7l9klscD
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) July 18, 2019

Couple Of Political Links

'You're Our Only Hope!': Liberal Austin Cries out for Republicans to Save It from Democrat Homeless Policy

Should Antifa Be Designated a Domestic Terror Group? Anyone remember Mad Magazine's 'Snappy answers to stupid questions'? Go.

FFS Chris, Knock It Off

Headline Of The Week

FDA: Big Penis Comes With a Hidden Surprise

Fortunately, my wife loves surprises.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Jesus:

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