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July 19, 2019

'Sup Morons? Time For The ONT

Those Chinese. *shakes head* Look at the range this baby's got. Hell, it can detect a ballistic inbound from almost a mile away!

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Fido Friday

Also, this is how good companies earn customer loyalty:


Reap The Whirlwind

Everything you think you know about the Scopes trial is false

Morons Throughout History

There's a reason he wasn't known as 'Peter the Just Alright'

Peter the Great founded The All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters that was headed by the All-Joking and All-Drunken Prince-Pope and whose members were required ‘to get drunk every day and never go to bed sober’.

Sounds a lot better than the Elks, tbh.

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Here Is The List Of Countries With The Highest Number Of Pornstars

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That's Not To Say That They Don't Have Cool Stuff Elsewhere, Mind You

The National Pastime

The Coolest, Ugliest, and Straight-Up Weirdest Baseball Uniforms of All Time

Timeless look on Mark 'The Blade' Belanger from the 70s


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Couple Of Political Links

'You're Our Only Hope!': Liberal Austin Cries out for Republicans to Save It from Democrat Homeless Policy

Should Antifa Be Designated a Domestic Terror Group? Anyone remember Mad Magazine's 'Snappy answers to stupid questions'? Go.

FFS Chris, Knock It Off


Headline Of The Week

FDA: Big Penis Comes With a Hidden Surprise

Fortunately, my wife loves surprises.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Jesus:


The Yahoo Group says “'sup?”.

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