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President of Oklahoma college: 'This is Not a Day Care. It’s a University!'
Via @Popehat. "Oklahoma Wesleyan is not a 'safe place', but rather, a place to learn: to learn that life isn’t about you, but about others...." He has some deep insights. Read the whole thing. [rdbrewer]

More treehouses here.
KRGV: Ranchland Owners Speak Out on Death Tolls
You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet, eh @RepGutierrez? So some people die. Encouraging illegals might get you a few more votes. That's the important thing. Via Drudge. [rdbrewer]

Independent: Scientists capture black hole eating a star and then vomiting it back out [rdbrewer]

Cheshire Cat Einstein Ring
Public support for a strong global deal on climate change has declined, according to a poll carried out in 20 countries [rdbrewer]

NOAA’s climate change science fiction
"Atmospheric satellite data, considered by many to be the most objective, has clearly showed no warming for the past two decades. This fact is well documented, but has been embarrassing for an administration determined to push through costly environmental regulations." The NOAA cherry-picks data that confirms their bias. [rdbrewer]
Dan McLaughlin at Red State: The Myth of "4 Million Conservative Voters Stayed Home in 2012". Unpossible! I've been told repeatedly that it was conservatives' fault that Romney lost. [Y-not]
This Giant Rodent Loves Beer
I had no idea capybaras were so large
The Hill: GOP [establishment] in panic over Trump
"'The truth is, Trump has one of the better ground operations in Iowa. Will he turn out every single person who shows up at his rallies? No. But if he turns out a fraction, he will roll over the field.'" [rdbrewer]

Another Jimmy Kimmel video?
So fake. The mom and kid already have the veggie steamers in hand as they walk into the frame from the left--presumably, the store entrance--but the thief comes from the right. Thief takes box from kid even though the floor is littered with them. Mom and kid need three steamers? [rdbrewer]

Gun TV [rdbrewer]

Gulf Muslim states accepting no refugees [rdbrewer]
Jon Gabriel at Ricochet: Choose Gratitude. "In a far meaner age, Cicero said that 'gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.' An attitude of thankfulness is a choice that is free to everyone -- even those plagued with an education at an elite university. While it may be easier in the short term to whine, it makes for a downright miserable life -- not only for oneself, but also for the dwindling number of people who surround the complainer." [Y-not]
Cute video from Independent Journal How To Pardon A Turkey With Three Presidential Candidates. Carson seems a little afraid of old Tom Turkey, but he also had the most natural laugh. [Y-not]

"Yes, I will watch the turkey for you."

The Hunting of George Lawlor
"What is most striking in 'rape culture' discourse is how few students are willing to speak out against this dishonest feminist propaganda campaign that has demonized heterosexual males. Perhaps this is because most students realize that they are not at risk either of becoming victims or of being falsely accused.... George Lawlor took that risk, and feminist hatemongers therefore must make an example of him...." [rdbrewer]

ONN: School Of The Arts Aims To Transform Boys And Girls Into Insufferable Young Men And Women [rdbrewer]

Joel Gerhke: State Department: Iran Deal Is Not ‘Legally Binding’ and Iran Didn’t Sign It
"But here, have a bunch of cash anyway!" -Obama. Just wondering: Can I have a deal like that? I'd take, like, a billion. [rdbrewer]

Jim Geraghty, Morning Jolt: New Kasich Web Video: Donald Trump Is Pretty Much a Nazi, Right?
Jeez. "See what you’ve done, Governor Kasich? Now you’ve got me, Trump hater extraordinaire, forced to defend Trump from charges of crypto-Nazism." [rdbrewer]

CBS Los Angeles: Smart Car Seat Senses Driver’s Physical And Mental State
No, that would be a dumb car. Via Drudge. [rdbrewer]

CBS Tampa: Police Bust Weekly Mahjong Game Played By Elderly Women
Exercise a little discretion, guys. Who cares if grandma is playing penny ante mahjong? Good grief. It's the old lady mahjong bandit gang. Get 'em. Word is they have a knitting circle too. Via Monty. [rdbrewer]
Landmark Achievement in Space Travel. Landing the Launch Vehicle! Amazing what real science and private industry can do that billions in public money, AGW fanaticism and "Muslim Outreach" at NASA fails. [krak/t]
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