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December 15, 2004
Create a "Virtual Model" of Yourself
Ahem. If this has any use besides some sort of prelude to sex (actual/phone/cyber), I need to know what the hell it could be.
Damnit, every time I do it I come out looking like either that blonde doofus on 90210 or Normal Fell from Three's Company. I must be pushing the wrong buttons.
H/t to Witty Sex Kitten.
And thanks for that link to My Pet Jawa, who confesses frustration at having to compete with someone calling herself "Witty Sex Kitten," and who has changed his name to Hot Lesbo Star Wars Chick Pundit in retalliation. It's pretty funny.
Finally! I Nailed It! The perfect vitual model of Ace! It's almost like they digitized me just like they did to Susan Dey in Looker!
Ladies, I hope you brought your appetites.
Beef-- It's what's for fuckin' dinner.