Ninnies Squeal Like Pigs As British Hottie Pleasures Boar

How do I tease this delicately? On a British reality TV show, former David Beckham concubine Rebecca Loos was asked to, errr, manually stimulate a boar in order to, ummm, extract his genetic material for breeding.

Now, of course, this sort of thing happens on farms all the time. (And it's not always motivated by economics or husbandry, either.)

Thank Goodness we have people keeping a sharp eye on this:

The RSPCA condemned the scenes as "morbid and sordid".

But in its ruling today, Ofcom said the stunt was not degrading or harmful to the pig involved.

I'm perpetually amused by left-leaning prudes who obviously object to salacious material, but they are committed to the (false) notion that they are completely sexually open-minded. And thus they always cast their objections to pornography and its french-kissing-cousins as some kind of concern for the "victim" of "exploitation."

Mickey Kaus even tried that tact in order to criticize the Janet Jackson boobie-flash-- "Gee willickers, the S&M pantomime was degrading to women!" -- even as he continued to claim he thought it was otherwise no big deal to show that sort of thing to children.

The stunt may indeed have been borderline pornographic and distasteful, but it was certainly not harmful to the pig. Matter of fact, he hasn't stopped talking about it for a week. You can't say three words to him without him somehow working it in that he got that "killer hand-job" from Rebecca Loos.

He just keeps asking you if you think she's going to call. It breaks my heart to have to tell him "I think she's moved on."

Thanks to Robert McClelland.

"Chinese...? I was thinking Indian myself. Manual sex always gives me a yen for chicken tikamasala."

More here, if you really need it.

Thanks to Nick Kronos, who I'm told has a blog his own damn self.

posted by Ace at 01:16 PM

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