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December 05, 2004

Contribute to Ace Without It Costing You a Dime

Yeahp, I'm begging, but for once my begging doesn't involve your credit card number.

Jane Galt of Asymetrical Information wants to beat me, and she just might.

She has a good blog. But then, she's 1) a libertarian -- and honestly, don't you want a conservative to win this thing? -- and 2), she has never used, to my knowledge, the phrases "quintessence of douchebaggery" or "like a Viking."

That's gotta count for something.

So, you know, vote-- vote like a Democrat, early and often. You're allowed to vote every 24 hours, which is dumb, and it seems an awful lot like traffic-grubbing on Wizbang's part to me, but I guess I'm not above a little traffic-grubbing myself.

Or vote-grubbing, for that matter.

If I win this thing, I promise you this: Bob Dole's cock will cut you taxes.

By the way: A reader sent me a kick-ass pic of Kim Richards from Tuff Turf-- full body, in that silly Madonna-ish get-up, fishnet stockings and all -- and I'll be posting that bad boy when Ohio certifies the vote count tomorrow.

Again-- does Jane Galt give you Kim Richards cheesecake pictures when Bush wins states? No, she does not.

In fact, when you're not around, she speaks very uncharitably of you all.

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