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Yeahp, I'm begging, but for once my begging doesn't involve your credit card number.

Jane Galt of Asymetrical Information wants to beat me, and she just might.

She has a good blog. But then, she's 1) a libertarian -- and honestly, don't you want a conservative to win this thing? -- and 2), she has never used, to my knowledge, the phrases "quintessence of douchebaggery" or "like a Viking."

That's gotta count for something.

So, you know, vote-- vote like a Democrat, early and often. You're allowed to vote every 24 hours, which is dumb, and it seems an awful lot like traffic-grubbing on Wizbang's part to me, but I guess I'm not above a little traffic-grubbing myself.

Or vote-grubbing, for that matter.

If I win this thing, I promise you this: Bob Dole's cock will cut you taxes.

By the way: A reader sent me a kick-ass pic of Kim Richards from Tuff Turf-- full body, in that silly Madonna-ish get-up, fishnet stockings and all -- and I'll be posting that bad boy when Ohio certifies the vote count tomorrow.

Again-- does Jane Galt give you Kim Richards cheesecake pictures when Bush wins states? No, she does not.

In fact, when you're not around, she speaks very uncharitably of you all.

posted by Ace at 04:28 PM

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