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December 06, 2004

It's Officially Official: Bush Wins Ohio

Time to MoveOn.

But of course they won't. Democrats plan an "investigation" of "irregularities" in voting. Not stuff like non-citizens voting-- that sort of thing they don't sweat. They're very interested in finding out why there were long lines in some precincts, and if that might have "chilled" some people's right to vote.

As promised: beyond the jump, full-body shot of Kim Richards in her Tuff Turf wardrobe. It's in black-and-white, sadly, but I think that just adds to the allure.

All classy-like, like when Bob Guccione shoots a girl in nothing but roller-skates and a smile but uses a gelled lens to demonstrate that the portrait is "artistic."


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Congratulations, President Bush! For Winning Ohio... Again.


Now, come on. Isn't quality retro-eighties cheesecake like that worth a vote?

Even guys who never heard of her before must be saying, "Hey, she's pretty cute."

Heck, even chicks can't look at that and not feel a certain je ne se quoi.

More Celebration: Football Fans For Truth celebrates by posting conservative cuties, heartland honies, and/or Republican Red-hots.

Yeah, it's T&A day here. So what? I need the damn traffic.

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