KGB/SVR Poisoned Yushchenko? | Main | Zero Tolerance: 10-Year-Old Arrested and Led Off In Handcuffs For Bringing Scissors To School
December 12, 2004

Marine: Cut My Finger Off, Rather Than My Wedding Band

Okay, I guess this is where I'm supposed to say "Now there is a man" and all that.

But dude, please. You can always get a new wedding ring. You can't get a new ring finger.

For crying out loud. Grand romantic gestures are wonderful, but one must draw the line when it comes to permanently maiming yourself.

That's my rule, and so far it's kept me out of a lot of trouble.

digg this
posted by Ace at 02:15 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Fritz: "Or maybe I should have said, "GUNZZZ, Baby!"  ..."

Deplorable Ian Galt: "I saw "Gorky Park" once.Does that make me a Russia ..."

Insomniac - Nowhere Man: "225 'We'll talk' means she'll talk and you'll list ..."

Under Fire: "Does anyone have a link to a roll call of today's ..."

steevy: "No way Bolton is a fag with that epic womb broom. ..."

April: "Bolton finally in the cabinet! Yessss!!!!11!!! ..."

Andy Warhol McCabe: "In the future, everybody will be a Russian spy for ..."

JuJuBee, just generally being shamey: "Kremlin linked Russian gun rights organization. N ..."

John Bolton's Moustache: "Newfound powah is coursing through every fiber of ..."

tcn in AK: "Everything is connected to Russia up here. Hell, w ..."

Cannibal Bob: "'We'll talk' means she'll talk and you'll listen. ..."

Bicentennialguy: "I wish I had a Russian friend. About 27, 5-2, 100 ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64