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December 12, 2004

Marine: Cut My Finger Off, Rather Than My Wedding Band

Okay, I guess this is where I'm supposed to say "Now there is a man" and all that.

But dude, please. You can always get a new wedding ring. You can't get a new ring finger.

For crying out loud. Grand romantic gestures are wonderful, but one must draw the line when it comes to permanently maiming yourself.

That's my rule, and so far it's kept me out of a lot of trouble.


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