This Just In: Kerry's Chances To Win Ohio Are Still Dead

The margin has narrowed to a, ahem, mere 119,000 votes. That will be the margin certified on Monday.

Someone requested a shot from her in Tuff Turf, in that silly early-eighties get-up. You can kinda see the look she's going for, but alas, you can't see much of the red Madonna-style dress.

"I'm confused. If Bush got more votes, how come Keith Olbermann keeps saying Kerry won?"

Keep it up, MoveOn & assorted other lunatics. There's a lot of Kim Richards pics out there. I don't care if I have to start posting shots of her from Escape From Witch Mountain.

Ummmm.... what the hell is my gal doing with a bare-chested Erik Estrada?

I feel like the protagonist in J. Geiles' Centerfold, except it's a lot worse, because it looks like she's about to get it prison-style from fucking Ponch of all people.

I could have maybe tolerated it if it were Lee Horsely or Fred "Hunter" Dryer. But Ponch? Give me a break.

More caps from this episode of CHiPs, in which Kim seems to play either a model or, who knows, a porno star.

Her character's name is Sheila.

The episode is called...

Dirty, dirty Hollywood bastards. A part of me has just been ripped, the pages of my mind have slipped.

Just Realized: One of the actresses I think is just too cute (and underappreciated) is Glenn Hedley, "Janet" from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Well no wonder-- she looks just like Kim Richards. My attraction to that face has been hard-wired into my brain since I was seven years old.

Has Glenn Hedley ever posed naked with fuckin' Ponch?

posted by Ace at 05:47 PM

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