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The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Has Been Having a Fiercely Heterosexual Relationship With Coffee Since 2009
He repeats this joke A LOT. Sounds like a guy who doesn't want to talk about who he's actually dating, instead always claiming he's having a torrid affair with... coffee
A couple of memes about Cory Booker's fiercely heterosexual affair with a non-gender specific partner
Dream On...Like You've Never Heard It! (dri)
Emerald Robinson's Spicy Take on National Review's "Ideas Symposium:" "The point of the National Review Ideas Summit is simple: the people who didn't understand the 2016 election want to be paid to misunderstand the 2020 election too. Call it the "All Out of Ideas" summit."
You know, I'd like to live in the past, too, guys. But if you're going to live in the past, why live in the past of 2003? Why not pick a more exciting time like 1984 or even the Old West?
Suuuuper Creepy Comment from Total Control Racist:
Was a thread maybe 2 years back, guy was hiking in some woods near White Plains and stumbled across a quiet place with missing person notices nailed into every other tree at the same height for about 50 yards. Posted the picture but he got the Hell out.

There are so many questions I don't want to know the answers to...
That's a good start to a CreepyPasta, actually. Or maybe that can be the whole CreepyPasta. They do micro "stories" like that. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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KOMO-TV: "Seattle Is Dying"
Before the blue cities all go bankrupt and begging for federal aid, I would like to announce our collective response to the lot of you: "AMERICA TO BLUE CITIES: DROP DEAD"
So start making plans for the Great Collapsing, fellers.
Funny Find by Ekdahl: Google Advertising Helping Latinos Learn to Code
Um, and so the problem with suggesting that white Buzzfeed "journalists" learn to code is....? What, is that now officially beneath them or what?
Chinese React to Captain Marvel: Shouldn't a Superhero be Hot?
The Chinese have a derogatory term for Western identity politics -- baizuo, or "white-left." They don't go for this bullshit. And so when they see a female superhero who looks like a da ma (middle-aged housewife), they say so.
Super-Shrill Body-Positive Shout-Your-Abortion Feminist Lindy West Got a Series Deal With Hulu, and It's Everything You Expected It To Be and So Much More
"Shrill" is part of that great new movement of unfunny comedy, like Hannah Gadsby's "Nanette," where you donít have to laugh so much as congratulate yourself on being woke enough to not need your comedy to be funny.
I saw an ad for this, not knowing what it was, and one of the bits they chose to show me as a good example of what the show brings to the table was something that seemed like it was supposed to be a joke, but it wasn't funny and in fact I didn't understand how it could even be interpreted as a joke. I actually thought about it for five minutes wondering, "What was supposed to be funny there?" I could tell it was a "joke" because they ended the ad with it, as if it was the stinger that was really going to draw you in, and it had a joke's quick pacing, but... there was no joke. Oh well -- I guess that means it's "The New Comedy," which is non-comedy.
Snake Diet Guy Has Out-Snake-Diet-Guyed Himself With This Headline: "DOPAMINE FAST AWAY THE COCK BUFFET!"
The rant is about fasting from the internet and I guess reducing the dopamine craving/instant hit cycle. The cock buffet thing? Well, he's ranting about women. I don't know how to summarize.
UK Parents Object to Autistic Teen Son's Decision to "Transition;" Warned That Child Services May Seize the Child to Protect Him Against Their Emotional Abuse
A lot of teen boys identify as being more muscular, and a lot of teenage girls identify as being bustier. Will steroids and breast augmentation now be a right of children?
Meteor Explodes With Ten Times the Energy of the Hiroshima Atomic Bomb Above the Bering Sea
This happened on December 18th, 2018. As no one saw it directly at the time, I guess they're just confirming it now based on satellite data.
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