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The FBIís ĎTrump treasoní probe flunked civics
"The FBI took it upon itself to determine whether the president of the United States is a threat to national security. No one had ever before thought that this was an appropriate role for the FBI, a subordinate agency in the executive branch, but President Trump isnít the only one in Washington trampling norms." [CBD]
Have you ever woken up feeling like you were beaten up in your sleep or maybe that you texted a stranger in one of those Gay Beat-Up Clubs?
I feel like someone came in during the night and rufied me and then beat me up with a pillowcase filled with oranges. Advil isn't fixing it. Usually commenters tell me to drink water and electrolytes and that's often good advice so I'm doing that.
But there's also the chance that it really is because I Sleep-Texted to a Hot Thug in a Gay Beat-Up Club.
David French Is a Hypermasculine Male Who Doesn't Have a Girlish Social Media Addiction At All
Ugly Damsel Seeks Neckbeard White Knights
Is Twitchy being paid by this guy's billionaire donors?
Surprise! CNN Gladly Welcomes Former Weekly Standard Cucklings Michael Warren and Holmes Lybrand
Gee I wonder if they'll fit in with the CNN crowd. Hint: Holmes Lybrand was the brave FaceBook Fact-Checker who fact-checked George Soros' own statement that he accompanied Nazis to help inventory Jews' property to be seized and deemed George Soros' own statement about his own life to be "false."
Mark Your Lunar Calendar: "The Super Blood Wolf Moon" Is Coming January 20th
The full moon will be "super" due to being especially close to earth and so especially big, and will be fully eclipsed for much of the US.
Tulsi Gabbard announces she'll be running for the Dem nomination for president in 2020. She's cute, but stupid. Meh, at least she called out fellow Hawaiian Maizie Hirohito and Kamala Toe for their anti-papist claptrap bigotry. [J.J. Sefton]
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis suspends Broward Sheriff Scott Israel over Parkland massacre response He's starting out with a bang, and pushing back against the progressive rot...and baldfaced cowardice. [CBD]
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click -- DP Friday Edition
This song got some minor play on MTV and even AOR rock radio, and, while never really a hit, had a major impact. I think everyone knows this song, which makes it strange that neither version actually did much business at all. (At least not in America -- it was a big hit in German speaking countries.)
Hint: It seems to be about the travails of drugged-up fashionable urban dregs trying to avoid detection by the city's top narco-cop.
the original German-language version, and the close-translation English version by a very short-lived British band.
Mollie Hemingway Goofs on Sassy Jim Acosta
It's a popular pasttime in the media, in DC, and in the world. No seriously, Australian and British YouTube commentators goof on Jim Acosta. His incompetency and grandstanding are internationally known.
You Know What I'd Love? For the People Scolding Us to Not be So "TRIBAL!" Every Other Day to Stop Sucking Each Other's Dicks and Giving Each Other Phony-Baloney Jobs Every Five Minutes
My favorite Twitter Days are when a NeverTrumper writes a scoldy piece about the dangers of Tribalism, and then literally every other NeverTrumper links it and recommends it with ever-more ludicrously hyperbolic praise.
"A bracing piece from JV Last."
"A vital piece from Jonah Goldberg."
"A must-read revelation from Steve Hayes that may save your very soul."
"A newly-discovered book of the Bible from Noah Rothman: The Book of Marco."
"A mindbending Intellectual Dreamquest revealed by Primordial Sex Spirits to David French when he was out searching for America and Ayahuasca."
"A searing beam of transdimensional wisdom fucked right into the vaginal lobe of your brainpussy by John Podhoretz."
They really show us how Not to be Tribal. We should learn from their totally-not-tribal example!
PS this happens literally every single week. It's always the same article. And they praise each other every week for writing the same article every week.
Instagram Model: How Do I Keep My Rail-Think Figure? It's Simple -- "Tapas and Cocaine"
You're probably thinking the "[Thing] and [Forbidden Sex Act or Drug]" joke formulation is very, very old and tired, so why bother mentioning this joke? Because, as she went on to clarify, she wasn't joking. She attributes her ability to shed weight after a pregnancy to doing a sick amount of cocaine.
Rick Wilson Talks Up the Doha Forum
The MSNBC "Republican" Won't Answer Jordan Schachtel's Questions About Who Paid for His Trip to Qatar, or Why
By the way, this is probably why Seth Mandel started his bullshit Twitter attacks on Schaechtel -- to punch back against someone questioning the grift of a fellow NeverTrumper. Someone told me that after Schaechtel's tweets, the NeverTrump Grifters started getting very chippy and aggressive. "I could smell the smoke from their list-servs," someone said.
Oh, So Now OmegaCuck Seth Mandel is White Knighting for Rashida Tliab
Didn't he just defame her last week? His positions are inconsistent, but are motivated by the same goal: To attack conservatives. Last week he attacked conservatives for objecting to Tliab's "motherfucker" comment because, xi claimed, what we should be attacking Tliab for is putting a "Palestine" sticker over Israel on a map (she actually hadn't, but any stick will do to beat conservatives with), now he's attacking someone for noting that the "Hamas Caucus" all supports CAIR -- which itself supports Hamas. The important thing for these cucks is to always be seen on Twitter by liberals (the only people whose opinions matter to them) fighting with conservatives and attacking them, showing they're among "The Good Ones" who can be trusted with CNN contracts.
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