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January 31, 2019

NeverTrump Hero John Kasich Is a Douchebag Egotist Who Thinks Jesus Was Pulling the Lever for Him in 2016

That Trump, huh? Guy's so egotistical, he's got a screw loose, I tells ya.

But meanwhile, John Kasich's doing his best impression of Martin Sheen from The Dead Zone and there's nothing wrong with that.



But Kasich lost. Does that mean Jesus changed his mind and went #MAGA?

Update: I just got this email from John "Jesus Loves Me and Only Me Me Me" Kasich:

"After the primaries, I saw only one set of footprints on the beach, and that's when I realized I'd been carrying Jesus this whole time and he really wasn't a Team Player like I had thought. To be honest, he's a very selfish Messiah and he brought a toxic attitude to the campaign and I will never work with him again."

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