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Some More True Cons Who Have Decided Post-Natal Murder Is Now Like Totally What Reagan Would've WantedHere's another Expert and True Conservative, who totally believes in all the conservative principles. Except... see, the thing is, arguing about abortion is rude and so we don't do that. It would be upsetting to our liberal friends to fight for this issue, so we just issue gauzy statements about it and then do absolutely nothing about it, ever. But we pretend -- and shouldn't pretending to care about conservative principles suffice for The Rubes? And sure, okay, sometimes, we openly support a pro-infanticide candidate, just to prove to our liberal friends what Reasonable Conservatives (TM) we are.
So that guy's an Expert. Obviously we should believe him on everything else going forward. Here's another genius Expert:
Noemy Emery used to write for the Weekly Standard, because of course she did. Note that this Expert Genius who we should definitely all listen to is confusing Ed Gillespie, who ran for governor in 2017 and was never accused of being racist (he was merely attacked by NeverTrumpers for not being sufficiently antagonistic towards Trump), with Corey Stewart, who ran for Senate in 2018 and was accused, for reasons I never really fully read into, of having some kind of "soft on white supremacism" thing. She is conflating one political candidate with another, and using that to excuse her NeverTrump pal Bill Kristol from supporting a pro-infanticide candidate. Because all of these people who claim to be repulsed by tribalism are intensely tribalistic. She's also completely pig-ignorant but still pontificating about her area of "expertise," politics. More Principled Conservatism from the grifters below:
I'm sure you'll be surprise to learn that a guy who lets the media bill him as a "lifelong Republican," despite his own admission that he quit the party in 2012 and only "rejoined it" to vote against Trump (and then quit again), is calling to vote all Republicans out of office in 2020. He called for this in 2018. But that wasn't enough. Now it extends to 2020, too. But he's a Republican or something.
This pussy (not Ekdhal) wants to know what "olive branch" we're extending to the NeverTrumpers to bring them back:
How about my dick and two balls? How about, in the interests of reconciliation, I extend my dick and two balls into your mouth? All right, I'll throw in my dirty smelly taint too, but that's my final offer. We don't want them in the party -- they were never real Republicans or conservatives to begin with. You can sort of tell by their open or tacit embrace of infanticide. Meanwhile, two Nobody NeverTrumpers flounced out of RedState because RedState had not sufficiently promoted their nobody-reads-them articles enough, and of course joined... The Bulwark. Jonah Goldberg says this is all very, very interesting and you should read about these nobodies Because Trump, Man:
Hey everybody -- make sure you hire NeverTrumpers! You want them aboard to tank your magazines and then, on the way out, knife you in the back by pulling the only move they know, the Why I Must Now Quit [Organization X] and Denounce My Former Fellows as Racist Monsters. Sacred Principle Compels Me To Write This Article to Get My New Job. You definitely want them on your team. You definitely don't want to, say, purge them all before they can do real damage. More on this later -- and I think that will be the end of the NeverTrump bashing for the day. | Recent Comments
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