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![]() This is Cookie. Her hobbies are chasing squirrels and bunnies and napping. Here she is getting ready for bed. She allows me to sleep on the bed too. - Nerdygirl Quite the little lady you have there Nerdygirl. That's nice she allows you to use the bed. Thanks for sharing with us.
![]() Here is the story of Wicker Longtail, a stray who found us.
![]() This is my grand-guinea pig, Stevie. Stevie was my oldest granddaughter's 8th birthday present. He has two fur-brothers, a collie named Motley and an Australian Shepherd named Auzzie. All three of them went to the groomers last Wednesday. Yep. The guinea pig went to the groomer...mostly because my daughter can't trim his nails and he hates having his belly washed. Groomer said it took two people to do his nails. I would have loved to see that... - antisocialist There you go again, keeping the piggie down. I learned something new today, I didn't know one would take a guniea pig to the groomer. Stevie looks quite stunning. Thanks for submitting his photo.
![]() This is Keefer. Quite the protection detail you have their Keith. Keefer is a cool looking doggeh.
![]() We got Calvin five years ago from the local shelter. He was the king of all he surveyed. He tolerated other cats but hated dogs with a passion. He would sit on the front lawn and when a dog walking by would show interest, he would stand up and slowly walk toward the dog, daring it to come closer. This was very confusing to the dogs and their owners. He also ran off some local undesirables loitering in front of our house even though he was just looking for attention! He had a stroke in June which caused some heart damage. We gave him two pills a day and he seemed to be feeling fine. He had another stroke on the day after Christmas and died in my arms. He was the bestest boy and I know he’ll be waiting for me across the rainbow bridge. - Len I'm very sorry to hear of your loss Len. Calvin had quite a home for the past 5 years. Thanks for sharing your story.
![]() An avid AoS lurker and sometime commenter under a few different handles (though I've finally settled on "Cranky Old Fart" because it's what I am and what I do). I figured it's high time I introduce my walking buddies, Beorn and Boris. Beorn is a six year old Bernese Mtn. Dog (125 lbs.), and Boris is a nine year old Black Lab / English Mastiff mix (113 lbs.). They work guard duty on our eastern Washington homestead and also keep furniture from floating away.
![]() My Geddy loves mom so much she tolerated having a bow attached to her leash. She's very friendly, just don't crowd her. She can't wait for summer to go swimming in the irrigation canals again. We must admit the bow isn't as overboard as the earlier Christmas wrapped dachshund. Geddy appears to be tolerating the event quite well. Thanks.
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