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January 05, 2019

Chess Thread 01-05-2019

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Zsa-Zsa Gabor Invites You To Play Chess

As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.

Easier Problem - White To Play (860)

Goal: White can force a mate in 4
Hint: Only one square is suitable to move the knight to.

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1k1r3r/ppN3pq/8/4Bp2/8/6P1/1P3PB1/2R3K1 w - - 0 1

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More Challenging Problem - Black To Play (871)

Goal: Black can force a mate in 6
Hint: the mating move will be delivered by a pawn

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6r1/p1qp1k1p/1p5r/P1p2p2/2P1b1pP/1PQ1P3/1B3P1P/R3R1K1 b - - 0 1

Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:

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Herself with Argentinian First Lady Juliana Awada, Who Is Also A Hottie


Solutions Update

Easier Problem - White To Play

20190105 - Problem 1.jpg
1k1r3r/ppN3pq/8/4Bp2/8/6P1/1P3PB1/2R3K1 w - - 0 1


This is the key move. The placement of the knight is crucial:

1.Nb5+ Ka8 2.Ra1 a6 3.Nc7+ Ka7 and the mate escapes

1.Na6+ Ka8 and then what? Not much.


If 1...Ka8 then 2.Nb6+ axb6 3.Ra1#, a move earlier than the main line.

2.Bxd6+ Ka8
3.Nb6+ axb6

More Challenging Problem - Black To Play

20190105 - Problem 2.jpg
6r1/p1qp1k1p/1p5r/P1p2p2/2P1b1pP/1PQ1P3/1B3P1P/R3R1K1 b - - 0 1

1... Qxh2+
2. Kxh2 (2.Kf1 Bf3 3.Qg7+ Rxg7 4.Bxg7 Qh1#)
3.Kg3 (3.Kg1 Rh1#)
4.Kf4 Rf3+
5.Ke5 Rg6
6.Red1 Re6#

Hope to see you all next week!


Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.


So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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