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January 25, 2019

lulz: The "Learn to Code" Triggering

I believe there is a special, dedicated section of Hell just for people with anime twitter avatars who tell laid-off journalists to “learn to code”
— Punished "Venom" Patrick George (@bypatrickgeorge) January 24, 2019

Yeah that's impolite. Here's the polite version: Eat my dick, Suzy.

anyone telling journalists to “learn to code” today, i have a piece of unsolicited advice for you: swandive into vesuvius
— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) January 24, 2019

Lord help me if I dare see one more “learn to code tweet.”
— Rowaida Abdelaziz (@Rowaida_Abdel) January 24, 2019

You should check out the replies to that post.

This was a long day. I really appreciate all the well wishes and confidence that I can learn to code at this stage
— Eleanor Goldberg (@ESGoldberg) January 25, 2019

So much #triggering.

Meanwhile, the Daily Cuckshed (The DC Examiner) is telling laidoff leftwing BuzzFeed and HuffPo that of course it needs even more leftwingers working for what is supposedly a conservative-leaning newspaper.

Hey everyone affected by layoffs! @dcexaminer has openings in healthcare reporting, national security, breaking, and business. It's a great team! Email me kleonard(at)https://t.co/tUDxllQLes. I'd be happy to forward resumes to editors.
— Kimberly Leonard (@leonardkl) January 25, 2019

If any of you want to work at the DC Examiner, send Soy-Sopped Failbiscuit Seth Mandel your resume. He's lying and claims he wants to hire conservatives. He won't hire you but it would be good to make xer do extra work.

I’m sure there are conservative writers out there who need jobs. https://t.co/p7KpXaKo9S
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) January 25, 2019

Also what's the assumption here? That the Examiner doesn't hire enough conservatives? Dave, if you know conservative reporters looking for work you know where to send them.
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 25, 2019

well that's not very nice
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 25, 2019

Just so you know: Seth Mandel was one of the disgraceful scalp-hunters who pushed the viral leftwing lie against the Covington kids. Because he's a weakling and a Twitter addict who wouldn't know what to do with himself if he wasn't on Twitter and part of a leftwing herd.

And we do know where to send conservatives: The Daily Caller.

But seriously: Learn to Code, Seth. Our parody Cuckshed will be a going concern long after Charity Media pulls the plug on Cuckshed Magazine.

You know they hired you just because you're cheap, right? They wanted another cuck, but they wanted a cheaper cuck.

pic.twitter.com/xdWUvAxbJj
— Lvl. 99 Hurtbox ➡️ ⭐ ⬇️ ↘️ + 2 Saki's No. 1 fan (@HurtboxTV) January 25, 2019

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Here's the polite version: Eat my dick, Suzy. anyone telling journalists to “learn to code” today, i have a piece of unsolicited advice for you: swandive into vesuvius — Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) January 24, 2019 Lord help me if I dare see one more “learn to code tweet.” — Rowaida Abdelaziz (@Rowaida_Abdel) January 24, 2019 You should check out the replies to that post. This was a long day. I really appreciate all the well wishes and confidence that I can learn to code at this stage — Eleanor Goldberg (@ESGoldberg) January 25, 2019 So much #triggering. Meanwhile, the Daily Cuckshed (The DC Examiner) is telling laidoff leftwing BuzzFeed and HuffPo that of course it needs even more leftwingers working for what is supposedly a conservative-leaning newspaper. Hey everyone affected by layoffs! @dcexaminer has openings in healthcare reporting, national security, breaking, and business. It's a great team! Email me kleonard(at)https://t.co/tUDxllQLes. I'd be happy to forward resumes to editors. — Kimberly Leonard (@leonardkl) January 25, 2019 If any of you want to work at the DC Examiner, send Soy-Sopped Failbiscuit Seth Mandel your resume. He's lying and claims he wants to hire conservatives. He won't hire you but it would be good to make xer do extra work. I’m sure there are conservative writers out there who need jobs. https://t.co/p7KpXaKo9S — David Reaboi (@davereaboi) January 25, 2019 Also what's the assumption here? That the Examiner doesn't hire enough conservatives? Dave, if you know conservative reporters looking for work you know where to send them. — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 25, 2019 well that's not very nice — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 25, 2019 Just so you know: Seth Mandel was one of the disgraceful scalp-hunters who pushed the viral leftwing lie against the Covington kids. Because he's a weakling and a Twitter addict who wouldn't know what to do with himself if he wasn't on Twitter and part of a leftwing herd. And we do know where to send conservatives: The Daily Caller. But seriously: Learn to Code, Seth. Our parody Cuckshed will be a going concern long after Charity Media pulls the plug on Cuckshed Magazine. You know they hired you just because you're cheap, right? 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