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January 17, 2019

Stop, Stop, It's Not Funny Anymore

Oh wait, I was wrong, it just got funny again.

Click on each of those two images. It's worth it to see them one after the other.

Meanwhile, ABC leftwing propagandist Terry Moran says that if you say Nancy Pelosi intended to go on "vacay" in Afghanistan that is somehow insulting to... The troops?

CODEL means congressional delegation, better known as "Overseas Campaign Junket."

What the hell does Terry Moran mean when he says that saying Nancy's on vacay is "insulting to the troops"? Well, I'll tell you. That's why I'm hear, to give you FACTS and LOGIC. Like Ben Shapiro, but with descended testicles.

What he means is that if you're saying that Nancy Pelosi is on "vacay," staying in the center of multiple rings of protection provided by soldiers on guard and on patrol, you're saying the soldiers actually providing those multiple rings of protection are also on "vacay."

That's absurd. A billionaire who goes on holiday to somewhere moderately dangerous, let's say Colombia, is on vacation. His security personnel are not on vacay.

Because Nancy Pelosi is in the center of several concentric rings of protection provided by trained men with guards, she is pretty damn safe. Is she exposed to some risk? Well sure -- some. But the people who are exposed to a high risk are those soldiers actually further out from the FOB, putting their necks on the line as the first and second and third lines of defense.

They're the ones manning the checkpoints. They're the ones who will be blown up if an explosives-packed car is rammed through a barricade.

Why would Terry Moran say something so stupid as to liken Nancy Pelosi's exercise in Political Tourism to soldiers expected to lay their lives down to stop a charging enemy?

Well, because pussies and sissyboy fakenews reporters like Terry Moran like to believe that they themselves are also "Just Like Soldiers" when they do a quick stop-and-report from some dangerous part of the world. They like to think that they're basically Soldiers in Suits when they're in the Green Zone or Khandar base.

But they're not. What they really are are VIP Protectees being protected by actual soldiers -- and, let's face it, soldiers whose lives are put at greater risk by the need to protect these warzone camwhores.

But Terry Moran wants to think he's "really been in the shit" when he was surrounded by multiple layers of security, where he couldn't even see the furthest out, most exposed security ring, so he is required to pretend that Granny McBotoxRictus is also a fellow Soldier in a Suit.

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