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Open Thread | Main | Broseidon Jeopardy Thread -- SPOILERS
January 25, 2019

A Very Principled, Morally Virtuous Cuck Says Some Things

Jabba's less attractive cousin John Podhoretz is going to lead us into a new era of manners, restraint, and spirituality:

I love Twitter. But I also loved cigarettes. And the second-hand smoke social media produce is making our public life diseased. It also does damage to its users; it makes most of us meaner and uglier and more hostile, and is therefore clearly a bad thing spiritually.

I have no idea how Americans will find the restraint we need to limit the social media damage other than a revolution in manners that will encompass the whole society and not just the computer-networked part. But we have to. We have to.

Let the revolution in manners, restraint, and spirituality begin!

He's saying Roger Stone's a faaaggg!! And that he's gonna get raaaaped!!!

LOL!!! Sick burn, man!!! John, you're so funny!!!

BTW, in case you were wondering: of course John Podhoretz, who allegedly works 40 hours per week to justify his nearly $400,000 compensation from the charity he owns, was on Twitter almost all day today.

So yeah, he'll be quitting that cancerous social media any day now.

He'll also be shedding a bit of that excess weight any day now, too.




Oh -- remember, the NeverTrumpers have to attack us all the time because it's their Sacred Duty to patrol their own.

Number of NeverTrumpers patrolling their own evil nepot blimp Podhoretz?

Zero, of course.

Remember, some of the same cucks who claimed they had to call out


for the crime of


will say nothing about this aged obese monstrosity, who actually does have privilege -- he was born into wealth and prominence and had daddy's donors ready to float him in his career since birth.

But you know, they have to call out misbehaving conservatives. Sacred Duty compels them.

But a fellow cuck like Podhoretz?

Dead fucking silence.

Dead silence.

Hey Ben -- you got anything to say or are you just going to give your fellow cucks a pass as usual?

No deplatforming effort here huh, Ben? But I thought you were one of the good ones who opposed homophobia and, well, prison rape.

It's one thing to slander some Kentucky schookids. They're just Appalachian riff-raff.

But John Podhoretz? Shiiiiit, he and Ben might have some donors in common. That means it's almost like family!

And you can't go against the family, Sacred Duty or not.

More: "Enjoy your endless obscurity."

Pretty ballsy put-down coming from a guy who wasn't hired his job but Sired into it.

John, your father was a somebody.

You're a fucking movie critic that no one reads.

By the Way: Putting aside my feigned outrage, let's talk about my real outrage.

John Podhoretz thinks he's a very funny man. Very funny indeed.

I saw him once on Red Eye, dropping one unfunny nonjoke after another, with the entire panel forced into the uncomfortable position of having to fake-laugh just enough to spare him embarrassment, but not fake-laugh enough to encourage him to continue.

They failed to hit that narrow target. He mistook their fake-laughs as real and really cranked the comedy extravaganza up.

I pity his employees, who are compelled to fake-laugh literally every single hour of every single day. Can you imagine meetings with this horrid unfunny boor? They must fake-laugh until their throats get raw.

Jesus Christ, I wouldn't wish that living hell on my worst enemies, not even Noah Rothman.

That's a lie of course. I think it's hilarious that he has to live his life that way.

But you get the idea.

Anyway, this would-be comedian, this hyperadiposal Rupert Pupkin, really thought that he was crafting quite the funny joke by saying "Ha-ha, gay guy gonna get prison raped, zing."

He thought this was a "keeper." A real bit of wit that shouldn't merely be said to a couple of people, but written out and transmitted to tens of thousands of people.

Funny people do not say completely unfunny things like this. Funny people do not think that a random burp of a "joke" that would occur to any drunk at the end of a bar is a joke worth telling.

We think it demeans us to say things this unfunny.

It's a Negative Funny point that takes away from actually positive Funny points.

I don't understand how this sweaty heaving mass of failure can imagine he's funny.

Sure his staffers and courtiers and doormen have to pretend his "jokes" are funny -- but hasn't he ever noticed that no one not being paid by him ever laughs at his "jokes"?

"Enjoy your endless obscurity."

Yeah, okay, John. And you got on Red Eye because you're super-funny, not because you're well-connected and you wheedled them until they did you a favor.

John Podhoretz, Not Funny. This? Funny.

195 I regret that my tweet appeared to take joy in the rape of another. As my Pornhub search history will confirm, I don't even like rough sex. Remunerating women to eat spicy food and take a shit on my chest, yes. But not rape.

Posted by: John Podhoretz

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