Former CNN Hypartisan News Prude Brooke Baldwin: I'm a Strong Professional Woman and So I Want You to Know I'm Really Good at Dick-in-Vag Sex

Ah yes, prudish, priggish Male Gaze-shaming feminists using their hooters and pooters to advance themselves.

Many such cases, as Elon Musk says

Ex-CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin gets stunningly candid about her sex life: 'Pretty damn good'

Was anyone asking? I sure wasn't.

Brooke Baldwin is opening up about her sex life in startlingly candid fashion -- declaring she's "pretty damn good" in bed, revealing four different men recently tried to sleep with her and insisting casual sex was "very much on the table" before she turned them all down.

This sounds a lot like a whore bragging.

The former CNN anchor, 47, made the eyebrow-raising admissions in a Substack post published over the weekend, writing that she had recently rejoined a dating app and found herself fielding attention from four men -- including one who "used to run a country," another who "literally flew in just to take me to dinner," and a third she described simply as "hot."

"Bottom line? I am flattered," Baldwin initially wrote before catching herself.

Oh wow, a divorced woman joined a dating app. Breaking news! Thanks for sharing.

Now she remembers she's a feminist and so she's not supposed to feel validation due to the sexual attention of men. So she questions if she's flattered and all, and decides she's not, because it's obvious she's hot.

"Hang on. Am I???"

"That's so old-school-Brooke-I-just-want-to-be-Chosen talking. No. I'm not flattered. I'm... unsurprised. There. There's the truth."

The veteran broadcaster, who was previously married to British producer James Fletcher before she filed for divorce in 2023, said she ultimately rejected all four men despite describing herself as someone who enjoys sex.

"What did I do?" Baldwin wrote. "Turned them all down. Every. Single. One."

"And y'all know... I love sex. If I may be so bold, I'm pretty damn good at it."

She added that she has previously written that "sex to me is like oxygen" and said she has been upfront that she is "not looking for a serious relationship right now."

"So casual sex? It's very much on the table. I've thought about it. A lot," she wrote.

"It could be empowering. It would almost certainly be pleasurable. And I'm a grown-ass woman with choices."

She wants you to know that she's a whore, but she's saving her Whore Energy for "a larger purpose."

Baldwin said she nevertheless decided against sleeping with any of the men because she wants to devote her energy to what she described as a larger purpose.

"In this particular season of my life, I care too much about what I'm building to let my energy scatter in a dozen directions," she wrote, describing that philosophy with a single word: "LEAKY."

"It isn't punishment. It's protection. Protection of the life I'm trying to build."

Men and women have different ways of dealing with middle age. Men, infamously, spend a lot of money on a sportscar they've coveted since they were 15.

But women, particularly leftwing women, deal with middle age by going through a "Messianic Phase," in which they suddenly become Philosopher-Priestesses who have So Much to Share with the World. If they're rich celebrity women, they adopt a Whitman's Sampler pack of third world children. They also tend to start Lifestyle Brand online businesses where they sell candles that smell, they advertise, like their private parts.

They also sometimes just sleep around a lot. Brooke Baldwin is combining the two Copes.

I'm not a prude, but I do object to someone of such slight public interest deciding she's going to Overshare the mundane details of her tawdry life with all of us.

Is that really for us? No, of course not. It's for Brooke. She's not being validated enough since CNN fired her -- a "negotiated settlement," as she calls it -- so she's going to validate herself.

And she's got more unsexy tidbits to share.

Note to gentlemen who prefer blondes: she's not interested in a one-night stand.

Former CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin said she craves "more intimacy" in her relationships -- and gave The Post a clue about the next steps in her career.
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"I don't want less intimacy. I want more," she wrote in the post published Sunday.

"I love being deeply known, and knowing someone deeply in return," she added. "Instead I crave spaciousness -- in partnership or out of it."

Again, who is asking?

No one. She's doing what insecure women do, which is to go on social media, say something sexual, and wait for desperate men to tell them how hot they are.

I mean, this is the image she's using to drum up attention:

I hope no one out there is so naive or innocent as to think she chose the word "leaky" innocently, unaware that this word, in connection with the words "casual sex," suggests the sloshy aftermath of sex.

I'm not a prude, I'm so sick of "feminists" claiming they don't want to be seen as sex objects and then ringing the sexual Dinner Bell whenever they want to promote themselves.

Baldwin's latest essay also offered a tantalizing clue about her professional future.

The former anchor revealed that she is "building something of my own now" and added parenthetically: "we start shooting in two weeks!!!" She did not provide additional details about the project on her blog.

White Aging-Feminist Messiah Complex. "I have so much more to give. There must be something more to me. Right? Right? There has to be! I'm almost sure of it!"

It's the whole Eat-Pray-Love cycle. Have casual sex, spend money on restaurants, buy some trinkets and incense and get "spiritual."

She has some media project that will Heal Us All.

And maybe some candles that smell like her privates.

I'm in control of my sexuality, Male Gazers! Here is a picture of my breast implants to show you that I'm the one in control of my sexuality, Male Gazers!

I bought these for me, not you!

But in a statement to The Post, Baldwin revealed that she has spent the past several months developing an independent journalism project called "America, Tell Me Everything," which will take her around the country reporting on women from different backgrounds.

There you go. I can feel the healing already.

"After twenty-plus years in mainstream media, I'm doing journalism on my terms," Baldwin told The Post on Wednesday, adding that she plans to tell stories with and about women "whose lives and experiences may look nothing like mine or each other's."

The revelations come after Baldwin stunned readers last month by dishing about her sex life, revealing that her rejected suitors include a man who "used to run a country" and another who "literally flew in just to take me to dinner."

While she declined each opportunity, she left little doubt about her enthusiasm for sex itself.

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Baldwin wrote the piece on a flight back home from Paris, describing the trip as largely solo. She didn't divulge who, if anyone, she spent time with in the famously romantic capital.

The scribe delved deeper into what she has learned about maintaining her independence and boundaries while in a relationship, writing that she has a tendency to nurture those around her to such an extent that she can lose sight of her own needs.

"I love to give. And if I'm not careful, it's also one of the quickest ways I leave myself," she wrote.

Is she 14? Is this MySpace?

Alejandro
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The woman bragging publicly about how she likes to get fucked was aghast when Clay Travis said the word "boobs" on her show

That is a great point.

I'm so offended you said "boobs" without my consent.

Now, tell me I'm hot.

Bonus: I can see a certain something in Brooke's eyes.

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