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January 25, 2019

Laid-Off BuzzFeed "Workers:" Can We Bring In "Therapy Puppies" to Help Us Cope With Being Fired

Have the therapy puppies learned to code? Because if'n they have, I might have a slot for them doing blog maintenance.

Then they argue for a while about whether Therapy Dogs will be uptwinkles or downtwinkles.

Never fear, though: Soft-bodied soybean Seth Mandel wants to give them all jobs at his soon-to-be-defunct leftwing magazine, The Cuckshed Monthly.

lulz: From 2013. You're not going to believe this.

This is perfect. From the Atlantic:

Should Journalism Schools Require Reporters to 'Learn Code'? No

The faulty logic behind a popular theory

lulz. What say you now?

Note: The first-linked article starts:

1 In a truly dystopian twist, BuzzFeed has decided to stagger the layoffs at the company across multiple days, starting today - some people will have to stew with the anxiety of maybe losing their jobs all weekend before finding out their fate.

Hands responds:


FFS, getting laid off is dystopian?

Also: "dogs won't save us from this hell"

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