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January 25, 2019

only lulz can reunite this splintered caucus



consider shifting your macros from "high carb" to "low carb," Fatty McGoo.

And listen to Barack Obama! In 2013, he told you straight-up: LEARN TO CODE.

Here, let me put it into graph form for you!!!!

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Hey, it's like an arrowhead pointing at your future!

And here's your future:

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Oh, you can also send your resumes to Seth Mandel who's eager to hire liberals and not former writers from the Weekly Standard or the cucks he cried so many tears over when they got fired from RedState.

Correct:




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