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So There's a Real-Life Female Chazz Michael Michaels | Main | The Seftonless Morning Report (1/4/19)
January 03, 2019

M-O-O-N that spells ONT

Hi Morons. How's your new year going?

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You too, huh? Not really in the mood tonight*, so you're going to get what you get. If you don't like it, you're welcome to a full refund of every dime you paid.


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Really cool, photo-blog of a guy making a life sized nutcracker that cracks coconuts. Seriously, this is really beautiful woodworking.


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Not How Time Works


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Get a Dog, They Said. He'll Protect You, They Said

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Lets see....60 foot bonfire....right next to town......winds off the ocean.....guess that's it, should be a grand old time, donchathink?

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What could go wrong?


Lifesaving Tip

When someone shows signs of having a heart attack, it is imperative that you administer rapid, rhythmic chest compressions immediately.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by puzzles:

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*I'm in a bad mood because I got demoted at work. It was a reorganization demotion to close up some gaps in the hierarchy – my job is the same, and my income is the same – but I still don't like it. (Picture a typical hierarchy- a boss, A, then a couple of Bs under him, then a group of Cs under them, etc I was a B, and I thought they were going to clean it up by moving an orphan C under me (which actually would have given me an increase in pay), instead they eliminated my B spot and put me at C. Nothing changed for me except a meaningless title....but I'm still annoyed and not really in a very sociable mood.

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