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January 04, 2019

Dear Enemy-of-the-People Media, Which Conservatives, Exactly, "Shamed" Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Over Her Dance Video? Can You Name Them? Or Will You Just Continue to Assert There Were Such Conservatives Without Providing Actual Evidence of Them?

Trust us, they lied.

I mean, all it would take is a link. But for some reason they've decided not to do that.

A twitter account with the suspiciously on-the-nose name "QAnon1776" -- way to hit every single fringe/conservative meme there! -- was suddenly birthed and was soon suddenly deleted. During its brief life, however, it managed to "break" the news that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex once did a Breakfast Club dance in "high school."

They say "high school" despite the fact that she is wearing a "BOSTON UNIVERSITY" t-shirt, and the "BOSTON UNIVERSITY" name is emblazoned exactly where your eyes are glued -- it's a tight shirt, and in that shirt, she has a nice rack.

So it's kind of hard to imagine what this "QAnon" devotee was looking at instead of "BOSTON UNIVERSITY."

Block-letter words and big meaty tits -- how do they work?

A little suspicious. Kind of a deliberate Rake-Stomp right off the bat.

It should also be noted that many people say this video was actually publicized during her congressional campaign, and caused no ripples then.

So why is this being "broken" now?

In any event, no named "conservatives" apart from "QAnon1776," who I hear is close personal friends with "GunTotingCommieHunter69" as well as "MakeBitchesMakeSammitches4Ever" as well as "MAGAInsertRacialSlurHereKiller," commented on the video, apart from the usual Twitter Cucks spending all night and morning Virtue Signalling that they did not see why anyone would think this was embarrassing.

They like saying obvious things that liberals agree with. Or rather, they like being seen by their liberal friends saying obvious things that liberals agree with.

This proves that they are not Deplorable like those other, you know, Deplorables.

In other words: You.

I would have linked it myself except for the fact that it shows Ocasio-Cortez in a more appealing and more juglightful light than I'm used to seeing her, and I reasoned that her big jugs and frisky attitude and also her big jugs would tend to make people like her more.

Until this video I thought she was plain. She looked like she was turning into una abeula rather early --lotta lines in that face for a 29 year old -- with a face that looked like a Peasant Sandal to which had been appended Cookie Monster googly eyes.

But here? Lots of energy. And a tight shirt with big jugs.

A butterface, sure. But you know what? As the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior said, "I can't fuck a face. Oh wait I can. But still-- dem jugs doh."



The media began shaming "conservatives" for allegedly attempting to shame Ocasio-Cortez for this "high school" dance she performed in a BOSTON UNIVERSITY t-shirt on top of a BOSTON UNIVERSITY building with the BOSTON SKYLINE clearly visible in background.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez herself used this #FakeNews opportunity to,get this promote herself as a Social Media Messiah.



So everyone, from the media to the Democrats (if you can imagine such a wide swathe of humanity) were very certain that "conservatives" and "the GOP" went berserk over this.

They just couldn't quite say who those conservatives actually were.

Even when directly asked about it.


They still have not said which conservatives attempted to shame a shapely co-ed for doing a silly dance while in college.

You'll just have to trust them -- there were a lot of them. There was QAnon1776, there was GunsDontKillPoepleIKillPeople69, there was TrumpWillGetRidofAllTheGooks69.

And there was ChristDemandsBloodSacrifice and CrazyDementedVeteranWithNothingLeftToLose.

You know, solid conservatives with totally-not-made-up-screennames like that.

Oh wait -- it's a Conspiracy Theory to say leftists make up false flag accounts in order to discredit actual conservatives.

Except when it, you know, isn't:

Democratic operatives created fake Russian bots
designed to link Kremlin to Roy Moore in Alabama race

So you keep pumping out that #FakeNews, Enemy of the People Media.

And please note which "conservatives" chose to side with the Enemy of the People Media and denounce the conservatives who were "shaming" Ocasio-Cortez, a conspiracy so vast that its members cannot even be named, and which actual conservatives decided to call bullshit on the #FakeNews media and ask for proof for their claims.

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posted by Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM

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