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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (1/15/19) Bench Warmer Rant Edition | Main | Mid-Morning Open Thread
January 16, 2019

The Morning Report - 1/16/19


Good morning kids. Midweek so here we go. First up, followers of the space-rock-pedophile-death-cult otherwise known as the religion of peace demonstrated their world-renown tolerance and inclusion by tolerating the hell out of a Nairobi, Kenya hotel complex. So far, 11 people have been loved to death by Al Shabab. Let's all go down to Rashida "Rancida" T-Labia's office and see if she's ululating to the oldies and passing out candy.

Next, the continuing drama over the Democrat-Left's refusal to secure our borders and the resulting government shutdown, the longest in US history with millions of non-dead bodies not piling up in the streets. Oh, the non-horror. A group representing victims of illegal alien violence, after meeting with GOP leaders like Mo "Better" Brooks and Louie "Go-Go" Gohmert, then went over to Nancy Palsi's office and invited themselves in to demand she fund the wall and stop aiding and abetting the destruction of the nation. I guess they don't know that a leper can't change its pox. But, well played nonetheless (something about "getting in their faces?"). Of equal significance, a group of freshman Dems are publicly breaking with Palsi and want to give Trump the money for the wall.

Speaking of our Mr. Brooks, he took to the House podium to blast the Dems, a look at why the census citizenship question, recently rejected by Judges Buch M. Danno and Tiny Bubbles, is absolutely necessary, and the leader of the now-forming next wave of migrant invaders has been arrested in Honduras for rape-rape a la Whoopi. Whoopie!

Sliding into politics, scandal-wise, while California burned thanks to the insane luddite policies of the Enviro-Communists, politicians as well as flunkies in the utility industry fled to Hawaii (tried as I might, me and my rabbis couldn't get the weather machine to tickle Kilauea on their heads). VP Pence was on the Ol' Yeller Power Hour and told Mark Levin that President Trump is not backing down on the wall or the shutdown, a normal judge has slapped down the Federal union lawsuit to force the government to "reopen," the good Roger Simon's headline says it all (but read the link anyway), when it comes to racism Nicole Wallace can't see the Democrat forest for the Democrat trees what with all the "strange fruit" hanging from them while Brit Hume rightly blasts the New York Times for their totally disingenuous attack on Steve King. And if you saw my post yesterday, I heartily concur. A good friend of mine echoed the sentiments of many others in the commentariat about what King said being dumb and stupid, and despite all the PC shackles and swords of Damocles over our heads vis a vis language, we should condemn what he said. Totally disagree - I think King was the victim of in-artful phraseology and, in agreement with my friend, even talking to the Slimes in the first place. Enough on that. Meanwhile in the Democrat 2020 Horse Whores Race, "Mickey" O'Rourke now has to talk out of the other side of his mouth on immigration, Kirstin Jello-Brain waddled onto the Colbert stage to announce she's in, Amy Klobuchar might be interested in unleashing her form of horrid abuse reserved for her staff to all 315 million of us (as if she has a chance), the Dem Senators are pissed at the bug-eyed, horse-toothed, brain-dead Socialist/Socialite sucking out all the oxygen from the room (and scaring the shit out of heretofore unaware voters), Bill De Bolshevik loves redistribution of wealth - mostly to his campaign, Daniel Greenfield scalps Fauxca-HasBeen, on Rick Scott's appeal to the latino voters in Florida, and the Dem impeachment strategy: make shit up and scream "treason" (and racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, Islamophobia...).

First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: how the media hid actual Democrat/Russky koluzhnikovs, the walls are supposedly closing in on the FBI and its total malfeasance and a look at the death of erstwhile Weekly Standard.

Closely linked is the Mueller Inquisition/Democrat Treason Coverup where Rabbi Fischer delivers an impassioned plea to the Trump-haters. I agree with him in spirit but unfortunately, in lamenting what could happen if/when a Democrat wins a presidential election, he doesn't realize that no matter what happens, that party will disregard the rule of law as standard operating procedure. And to round it out a deeper dive into the persecution of Mike Flynn.

Two big gun items, a Colorado columnist is openly risking imprisonment for defying his town's gun confiscation law (he legally owns his weapons), and a DoJ report confirms what we all know but what the gun-grabbers refuse to acknowledge.

At the foreign desk, Ace had a long look at Theresa May's Brexit fiasco yesterday afternoon, but the IBD says damn the torpedoes; England must leave the EU, the same goes for a rising party in Germany about that country ankling the failed globalist project, and a look at the Yellow Vest movement and the fall of Macron. Also, the Chi-Coms are feeling the pinch and sending an envoy here to discuss ending the tariff war, Canada was right to detain the CFO of Huawei, and a report says former Mexico prexy Nieto took a $100 million bribe from drug lord "El Chapo."

Defense news, Green Beret whistleblowers are being targeted for revealing the dirty little secret that the special forces are woefully ill-prepared thanks to diversity mandates to include dames, (note to self: call Gillette with great new ad campaign idea!).

We-All-Slam-For-I-Slam: Meet the black-robed California dhimmi doing a Stepin Fetchit routine for CAIR.

Domestic news: Mixed signals and feelings about William Barr. On the one hand he is a DC insider having already served as Bush 41's AG and has made noises about safeguarding the integrity of the Mueller investigation (his being a close chum with Mueller is also not filling me with strength and confidence). On the other hand, he is indicating he wants to perhaps investigate the FBI's abuse of power, and he let Maizie Hirohito have it with both barrels, so maybe that is something. Meh.

Healthcare: A new poll indicates a clear majority of Americans favor overturning Roe vs. Wade, and an accompanying piece on the big lies of the abortion industry.

Edjumakayshins: Newly erected California governor Gavin Nuisance faces his first big test as the Los Angeles teachers union goes on strike. It's not so much about pay, since he can just tax the shit out of whoever still pays taxes or print his own money, but more about the continued war on charter schools. They are not union-controlled and offer a haven, ironically, for black and minority parents who want to see their kids actually get a relatively indoctrination-free education in a relatively violence-free environment.

FemiNazism and War on Masculinity and Sanity: This one turned my stomach - the UK's first transgender family is set to mutilate their own son (channeling the opening line to Dylan's "Highway 61" to rewrite the lyrics). This is just the epitome of psychotic evil. Meanwhile, Bill De Bolshevik sez "X" marks the spot where whatever hole or appendage you chose to have or not have is indicated, Calypso Louie's house organ defends the leaders of the Women's March from charges of racism from the filthy shape-shifting, bloodsucking heebs and evil white sluts while the DNC very quietly distances itself from the Women's March itself. Why so quietly? And the only thing toxic about masculinity is the aftereffects of forcibly removing the "y" chromosome.

From hither and yon, a fascinating look that ties abortion in with the illegal alien issue vis a vis the elitist progressive/regressive mindset, there's a reason I refer to her as Ruth Bader Meinhoff, another look at the Anita-ing of Gillette, happy 100th birthday to the Volstead Act, and finally the tenth anniversary of Sully Sullenberger and the Miracle on the Hudson.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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