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January 18, 2019

Cuckshed vs. Cuck Cruise

Jim Swift accuses Seth Mandel of being sloppy with facts, despite being an editor of Cuckshed Weekly.

Seth Mandel accuses Jim Swift of being funded by a hard-left billionaire in a three year campaign against the GOP.

They're both right, of course.

So here's the Cuck Drama:

First, someone asked Seth Mandel why the Washington Examiner was publishing a story about prayer rugs being found on the border, given that the claim has only a single source, and a previous 2014 story about prayer rugs being present at migrant detention centers turned out to be false. (Non-Muslims really don't know what prayer rugs look like, usually.)

Seth Mandel replies that he had nothing to do with that story, because it was printed by the Washington Examiner newspaper, which he doesn't edit, not the Cuckshed Weekly magazine, which he does:

I don't like Soyboy Tintin but it seems like a pretty solid defense to say "I didn't edit that story, it was at a different publication" when you didn't edit that story, it was at a different publication.

But it's not a solid defense to not-missing-any-meals Jim Swift, who's making the bizarre claim that the cuck newspaper Washington Examiner is "Trumpy." Which is strange, because there were a bunch of anonymous leaks to CNN claiming, absurdly, that the cuck newspaper Washington Examiner was "Trumpy."

How many people share this obsessive delusion that the cuck Washington Examiner is Trumpy?

Surely not many.

Nevertheless, it remains a stone-cold mystery who that Obese Leaker was.

Again, I don't want to defend Seth Mandel, or the cuck Washington Examiner, but I must absolve them from the charge of possessing an abundance, or even an adequacy, of testosterone. They are cuck through-and-through. Only Byron York is a non-cuck, and maybe Salena Zito.

How Low-T do you have to be to accuse Seth Mandel of toxic masculinity?

Anyway, Seth Mandel notes, correctly, that Jim Swift is being paid by a leftwing billionaire to run political ops against the conservatives. I don't really want to include Seth Mandel in the term "conservatives," but it's generally true, apart from that:

Yup. There's not really a reply to that so Jim Swift waddled off to get another Budget Bucket of Roy Rogers Fried Chicken.

It all sounds emo and dramatic but I understand that Jim Swift tried to cheer Seth up later.

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posted by Ace of Spades at 05:12 PM

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