Resolutions For 2019?

[Reposted until The Boss stomps it :) ]

Being 29 we've seen a few New Year's come and go.

Some resolutions that are made each year include:

1) Quit smoking
2) Exercise more
3) Call your mother more often
4) Stop Whining, Offendapotamus

I have figured out my wish for society writ large: how about for 2019, everyone stops being a whining bitch? How about that? Stop thinking that your personal likes and dislikes, your sensitivities, and anything that chafes your lavender-scented labia places any obligation on others to act in contravention of their own needs or desires, merely because you pitch a shrieking fit.

How about we stop having tantrums every time things don’t go our way?

How about we quit violating others’ rights in favor of our raging hormones and emotions?

For example, maybe filthy, yapping, perpetually offended snot wads should respect others’ political choices instead of shitting their hipster panties and refusing to even remain in the same space with a Trump supporter, let alone do the job they were hired to do by taking care of said customer?

The clerk was subsequently fired. Had the roles been reversed I suspect the clerk would have been doxed and his home would have suffered a Special Snow Flake Blizzard.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:42 PM

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