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Make fun of her all you want, but she managed to get elected. The Republicans controlled Congress, the Presidency, and the Supreme Court, but couldn’t build the wall. Who’s more powerful? Wake up, folks. Wake up. James Woods
“Our Department’s leadership, civilian and military, remains in the best possible hands. I am confident that each of you remains undistracted from our sworn mission to support and defend the Constitution while protecting our way of life.”
No wall, no matter how many American citizens have to die.
You have to be contrite to receive absolution, Moon Beam.
Two decades after Columbine and five years after Sandy Hook, educators and police still weren’t ready for Parkland.
Oh For Fuck's Sake, grow up. Boo-hoo, Soy-Boy Snow Flake has a temper tantrum online. Marriage isn’t easy and everyone one of us heard the saying ‘marriage is work’ at least once. And yes, once the honeymoon stage is over, it’s not so easy to maintain a fulfilling and wholesome relationship, but there must be certain red flags that obviously show that the relationship isn’t working the way it should be. If so, what are those red flags? Is lack of romance and intimacy a red flag? What about a passive-aggressive excel spreadsheet displaying all of the days you refused to sleep with your partner? Problems with bacon in the U.K. The reputation of the meat industry will sink to that of big tobacco unless it removes cancer-causing chemicals from processed products such as bacon and ham, a coalition of experts and politicians warn today.
January 1, 1990, New American radio station WKRL in Florida played the Led Zeppelin track 'Stairway To Heaven' for 24 hours, as a prelude to an all Zeppelin format. via thisdayinmusic.com
January 1, 1982, ABBA made their final live appearance as a group when they played in Stockholm, Sweden. via thisdayinmusic.com
It wasn't a Yoder who was unruly and became tonight's Genius Award Winner. A flight from Canada to Switzerland was diverted and delayed due to the actions of an allegedly unruly passenger.
DAVENPORT, Iowa – Almost a year ago Lisa Bragg’s son, Markus, passed away from a heroin overdose at 27 years old. After he passed away she made the decision to donate her son’s organs – including his heart.
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