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January 05, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

H/T ibguy

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Welcome to the 1st Saturday of 2019. I had resolved not to make resolutions. So far, so good. How about you? You can talk about them or anything else in this open thread.

Let's take a look at a few events that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness and in this case really close to God.

Just how spoiled is this little brat?

Hey, has anyone seen Grannie?

No donut for you.

A new baby or a new linebacker? You decide.

We are only looking out for you.

Russian collusion.

High or drunk? Who knows with cannabis infused beer.

Legitimate screaming or is he a girly man?

Guess he won't ever do that again.

Enjoy these stories. Please don't run with sharp objects and play nice. Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM

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