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Gee, I wonder why these elite media institutions like HuffPo have to shed so many workers?

A friend wonders if this has anything to do with anything:

As another friend said:

"can't buy tampons" lol get fucked

At least she's going to finish the story, so we'll have some resolution to this crisis of highly-paid federal workers not being able to spare $15 on tampons during their three week paid vacation.

Hey, I've got an idea about how the media can right its ship of industry. Maybe if they spent more time ringleading outrage mobs on Twitter to threaten and dox 15 year old schoolchildren...

Sounds crazy, but that's exactly what they're going to do.

BTW: The Thumb has a favorite podcast.

Hint: It involves effeminate otaku who pretend to be conservative (but not that kind of conservative who believes in conservatism) babbling like infants about superhero movies.

My theory that the cucks and confessed leftwingers are growing closer and closer, and more personally, emotionally bonded, is revealed now to be quite clearly the mad ravings of an unhinged conspiracy theorist who is always right about shit because he intuitively understands human dynamics and peer-group/tribe formation.

Bonus LOL:

Click on each of those images individually -- I promise you, it's worth it.

It takes someone with a boner of ice to not laugh.

posted by Ace of Spades at 03:30 PM

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