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EMT 01/19/19 | Main | Does the American Psychological Association believe in science? [KT]
January 19, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Horde. Saturday morning, let's take a look at a few stories that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • Bath bombs and vaginas don't mix.

  • Pants optional.

  • I have one question: Why?

  • You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family

  • Now for a much better Father/Daughter relationship.

  • I must be ill. I don't hear my wife most of the time.

  • Autonomous vehicles have a long ways to go.

  • The perfect Valentine's Day gift? You decide.

  • Just how much did this guy have to drink?

  • Whole lotta explainin' going on here.

  • Valu-Rite faces a stiff challenge.

  • Once you learn how to tackle you never forget.

  • Sir, are you aroused or is that a big ass snake in your pants?


    You know the rules, enjoy these stories or whatever tickles your fancy in this open thread. Don't be running with sharp objects and the 'ettes don't have cooties. Be nice and have a great weekend!!

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