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A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah
Another tribute

New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops

Putting that Ayatollah Standee to actual useful work

Trump: Look at me, I'm the Ayatollah, ennnnnnnyah"

No Allen wrench needed for once

Cardboard Ayatollah recognizes that meme!

Whooah, CPAC got him?!?!

He was hard to book, given all of his current commitments, but CPAC landed the man of the hour!

New CPAC speaker drops

Trump unveils a new White House portrait

Tucker, MTG, and Tom Massie have fun with their new cardboard bestie

Iran welcomes its most cogent, best version of the Ayatollah ever

Ana Navarro, on Abby Phillip's show: the terrorists attempted an attack on the Muslim Zohran Mamdani
The usually-reliable Batya-Ungar Sargon is claiming this was an innocent mistake by Abby Phillip but Phillip did not correct Navarro when she lied about the target of the attack.

TJM definitively ranks all the Best Picture winners.

7th US Service Member Dies in Iran War [CBD]

TJM surveys the 2004-2025 Best Picture winners.

Podcast: CBD is joined by Buck Throckmorton (the EV industry's worst nightmare)... we discuss how the template of the Marshall Plan and "You Break It You Bought It" has been discredited by President Trump, Mexico is a flashpoint or an opportunity, more EV debacles, should we reserve employment for US citizens only, and more!

NY AG James Orders Hospital to Resume Gender-Transition Treatment for Minors
Wow. Just...wow. [CBD]

President Trump Announces U.S. Insurance Underwriting for "All Maritime Trade Flowing Through the Gulf" Along with U.S. Military Escorts
It calms the markets and keeps the oil flowing. This Trump fellow seems like a bright guy! [CBD]

Forgotten 2024 Mystery Click: Biden's As Sharp As a Tack, Don't You Know

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Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)