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August 25, 2023

I, The ONT

It was a dark night in the bright city, the air was as thick as the noodle soup at Shanghai Rick's. Everyone knew there was a deluge coming, one that would wash the pimps, punks and other filth back into the sewers where they belonged. That's when she walked in. She was a real dish, with gams that went on for miles. Platinum blond, packing a pair of 38s and her grandmother's revolver, I knew she was trouble before she opened her mouth.


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Happy Friday!

Party like a Viking.

Well, Trump's mugshot has resulted in an avalanche of memes

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It even inspired something I didn't think possible, a funny leftist meme

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Respect


This is cool

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This is a special kind of stupid

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Bad day. And it just keeps getting worse...


Why are threesomes only for sex? I want to join in on other couple's arguments

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I'm OK with this.

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Robotics

I have a serious question. When robots like this become common, what are we going to do with the people whose jobs they displace? The left's answer is to put them all on the dole, what do you think is going to happen to all the low skill workers?

We used to be a proper country

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Today's cartoon

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High skill worker

Notice he even cut a notch for the fence.

Musical interlude

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He's a leg man

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Wholesome content


A story in two acts

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A picture is worth a thousand words

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OK, now do that again


Fido Friday: Meme dog update

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Today's weather, in case you were curious


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Mike Hammer:

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Where have you gone, Michael Hammer? A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo.

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