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August 04, 2023

She Only Said, "The Night Is Dreary, ONT Cometh Not"

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps. Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and ran to kill those two dead boys. If you do not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by money well spent:

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