She Only Said, "The Night Is Dreary, ONT Cometh Not"

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps. Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and ran to kill those two dead boys. If you do not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.

Whoever made this is a genius

Tonight's debate question

I think I would – reluctantly – say wing. What's your choice?

Cool factoid of the day

Wanted a trad wife, got a tard wife

Short horror story. I like this one

Nice twist.

So, any advice from the Horde?

There's more truth to this than I like

She tried to solo a raid boss

Interior design

Fido Friday: I meant to do that

The Poodle Incident

Friday cute

Nissan designs for their customer's wants

Don't mess with Mamaw

This may be a valid conjecture

Don't get cocky kids

What in the chicken foot fuck is going on here?

The Antistork

Ads in Thailand hit different

This is a thing “influencers” do for clicks in Europe. Wouldn't fly here

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by money well spent:

posted by WeirdDave at 09:59 PM

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