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« Jonathan Turley: The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is Prosecuting Trump for, He Claims, Lying During a Political Campaign. When Will He Be Prosecuting Biden for Lying About Hunter's Laptop? | Main | Manimal in Yoga Pants Cafe » August 09, 2023
Quick HitsThe Very Special Counsel is, get this, using judicial process to spy on Trump's communications. AGAIN. Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins As Twitchy notes, anytime there's movement on the Biden Crime Family, the Very Special Counsel indicts Trump on fresh nonsense or else links something New and Shiny to a reliable media pimp outfit. CNN, this time. They like leaking to CNN an awful lot. I'm not sure why. CNN languishes in third place. Kaitlin Collins was promoted to the 9pm slot, and her ratings are atrocious -- they stink like Megan Rapinoe's jockstrap. She getting less than one quarter of what brokedown Sean Hannity gets, less than one third of what Conspiracy Kween Rachel Maddow gets.
From the NY Post: President Biden frequently extolled an electric vehicle company -- in which his energy secretary heavily invested -- before it declared bankruptcy on Monday. How is it that a class of people who are objectively on the low side of average intelligence are consistently such Batman-level geniuses when it comes to just-in-time purchases and just-in-time sales of volatile stocks? Is it just "luck," like Hillary Clinton's amazing run with cattle futures was? Or could it be that there are unacknowledged bribes from industry -- in the form of colossally valuable just-in-time information -- involved? The House revealed that Chinese, Russian, Ukrainian, Romanian, and Kazakh oligarchs sent over $20 million to Biden's Friends and Family Graft Plan. Politico thought the big takeaway here was that no one had proven a "direct payment to Biden" yet. Just all of his family members. A White House spinner also thought this was big news. (Politico probably included the claim about "no direct payment yet" at her request.) So Politico and the Biden White House are taking the position that if Kazakh oligarchs buy Hunter a Porsche just before Biden agrees to sit down to dinner with them, or if Biden's young grandchildren are getting Mystery Emoluments from Russian gangsters, that's no big deal, and has nothing to do with Biden. Jeff Carlson @themarketswork
Stephen L. Miller What a huge win for Team Biden and Team Media. Politico has now deleted that tweet. Not sure if it was from embarrassment, or if they thought the part mentioning the $20 million going to the Biden family was too negative for the Media Party's candidate for president. DeSantis suspended another George Soros-backed woke prosecutor who was undermining the rule of law. Florida's Voice @FLVoiceNews Where's his blustery tweet about it? Where's his promise to Drain the Swamp without actually draining the swamp? It's so boring that he just does what he says and doesn't just rant and rave about all the things he's fixin' to get to doin', one day, maybe. Here's DeSantis calmly announcing he is suspending her and replacing her with a real prosecutor. He is the first politician ever to remove a Soros prosecutor. Obvious DeSantis is "owned" by "the corporate establishment." Unlike Donald Trump, who gets his great hiring advice from steel-spined conservatives like Chris Christie and Lindsey Graham. A 7-Eleven is driving homeless bums away by blasting Toto's "Africa" over its external loudspeakers 24 hours per day. That's racist. Megan Fox says "her body aches" due to the "weight of men's sins." Oh and she's a poet now. Get ready for Megan Fox, the poet. Weird way to say you've had more Dick in you than a Nick-at-Night Bewitched marathon, but okay. Is Obama secretly pulling the strings of the decrepit puppet Biden? Yes of course and it's barely a secret. [Tablet's David] Samuels wrote that while the legacy media have generally portrayed Obama as somewhat aloof from the politics of today and uninterested in power, the former president and his most loyal lieutenants are heavily involved in directing the federal government and politics in general. O'Keefe Media Group @OKeefeMedia Maybe it's time to bring these scumbags down with very pricey lawsuits and juries eager to mete out "Statement Awards" to plaintiffs. The "Gold Star Families" of servicemen killed in Biden's unplanned, chaotic pullout in Afghanistan testified before Congress, reporting that Biden lied to their faces. Did you not hear about it? Neither did I. CNN and MSNBC and all the networks, including State Media NPR, didn't want you to hear about it. They didn't cover it at all.
The previous two armed robberies, executed on the same day: Police said that on July 28 at 3:41 a.m., a 7-Eleven worker reported the suspect going behind the counter and threatening to shoot the clerk if he intervened. The suspect then took several packs of cigarettes in a large garbage bag before fleeing.
The third time the guy grabbed a trash can and started to fill it up with merchandise in front of the workers. He flashed his knife and proceeded to fill up the trash can. The two workers then took action. He F*cked Around, and then he Found Out. So now the police are investigating "the assault."
In blue jurisdictions, the police are just the state-assigned bodyguards and enforcers of looters, rioters, thieves, thugs, and killers. Next step? The police will hold women down so that homeless psychopaths can more efficiently rape them. Flee. A video image which sums up "modern" barbaric America:
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