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August 30, 2023
Daily Tech News 30 August 2023
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- Yes, a pigeon can still outrun the internet. (Tom's Hardware)
At least out to a distance of 500 miles, after which the bird runs out of puff.
The pigeons in this case were carrying three 1TB USB drives, weighing 5 grams each. They could do a lot better with microSD cards, which weigh almost nothing.
Always make sure to wash your pigeons thoroughly before eating them.
- A New South Wales woman suffering from a curious array of medical symptoms, ranging from lung and liver lesions to depression and forgetfulness, has been cured after a three-inch roundworm was pulled from her brain. (Ars Technica)
This particular species of roundworm has never before been found in a human, much less a human brain, because it is endemic to carpet pythons.
Always make sure to wash your carpets thoroughly before eating them.
- At Hot Chips, Intel has announced a new RISC processor. (Serve the Home)
It has 8 cores, 528 hardware threads (66 per core - the article has a diagram explaining this strange number), 32MB of on-chip and 32GB of off-chip RAM, and 32 optical interfaces each running at 32GB per second.
Each optical port is as fast as a full x16 PCIe 4 slot.
And Intel plans to bundle sixteen of these chips into a sled (the individual chips use a relatively modest 75W, mostly for those optical links), and then 100,000 sleds into a massive supercomputer.
For close to a billion hardware threads in a single system.
Which used to be a lot.
Price not mentioned.
Disclaimer: Always make sure to wash your F15 Eagle thoroughly before feeding it pigeons.

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