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Quick HitsA woman escaped a kidnapper's cinderblock cell in Oregon. Police are now searching for additional victims in other states. A woman who escaped a cinderblock cell in a man's garage in Klamath Falls, Oregon, was abducted hundreds of miles away last month in Seattle, and now authorities are looking for more potential victims across multiple states. The makeshift cell and the kidnapper: The "makeshift" cell was made of cinderblocks and a metal door that had been installed backward so it couldn't be opened from the inside, the complaint said. There was also an exterior door, and the cell had been built to be soundproof, Klamath Falls police said in a news release. Not to be indelicate: But it's a rape dungeon. A rape and murder dungeon. Zuberi had solicited the victim to engage in prostitution before telling her he was an undercover officer, the criminal complaint said. He drove her about seven hours and 450 miles away, officials said Wednesday. The below is... odd. The home where Zuberi held the woman in the garage is owned by Klamath Falls Mayor Carol Westfall and her husband, Kevin Westfall, according to court records. They evicted him after his arrest. The media gave a lot of attention to another racial hoax kidnapping. Carlee Russell is the 26-year-old Alabama woman whose disappearance and apparent kidnapping sparked a manhunt that lasted 49-hours. Earlier this week Russell admitted the entire thing was a hoax which she now claims she carried out by herself. Today, she was charged with two misdemeanors. Misdemeanors! She called 911, claiming that she spotted a child walking alone on the freeway. She left behind her empty car, with the intent to convince the police that she had attempted to intervene with the child, but was kidnapped by a (white) man with "orange hair." When authorities responding to her original 911 call arrived, they found Russell's vehicle along with her wig, phone, and purse. Neither Russell nor the child were in sight.
We'll see how much attention the media gives this real kidnapping. Bear in mind, police believe there are further victims still in makeshift prisons. Publicizing his photo and his crimes could literally save women from rape and murder. But they're going to underplay this, aren't they? And hide the picture of the kidnapper from the public? Because women's lives are nothing compared to The Message. Correction: I said the kidnapper is still at large. He's not, he was arrested. But publicizing his crime may help find additional victims. Noted Pinhead LeBron James opened a, get this, school. And not a school for basketball, but for academics. You'll never guess what happened next. Every child in the school failed at the state exam for minimum achievement in math. LeBron James' I Promise school is under scrutiny after it was recently reealed that no eighth-grade student has passed the state math test since third grade. While some students improved, others regressed, with black students and those with disabilities testing in the bottom 5% in Ohio. School board president Derrick Hall expressed disappointment, questioning the impact of the provided resources. Keith Liechty-Clifford, director of school improvement, said the data showed both progression and regression at the Akron school. The school, receiving funding from state, local and federal sources, costs taxpayers around $8 million annually. Perfect. The left has unleashed a new epidemic on us, even better than the last one, which was monkeypox. This epidemic is the rash of "street takeovers," in which Mostly Peaceful Youths (Who Are Turning Their Lives Around and Just Applied to Community College) declare the streets to be theirs and chase out lawabiding citizens and jump up and down on their cars like animals. One of the latest "fads" among urban teens has come to be known as "street takeovers." Groups that organize themselves over social media show up at some random location and begin chasing pedestrians out of the area, jumping on and damaging cars, setting fires, and committing whatever other crimes come to mind. This has become a regular occurrence in Chicago, unfortunately, as if they didn't already have enough problems to deal with. But these events also represent an early challenge for Brandon Johnson, the city's new mayor. So how is he responding? The mayor explained his new strategy after a recent street takeover in the South Loop district of the city and it was a (somewhat) pleasant surprise. He included some of the usual social justice and "intervention" talk that we've grown accustomed to, but he also sent in a strong contingent of the Chicago Police and had dozens of teens arrested. Arrested and then what? Immediately released? Sentenced to "time served"?
As this lunatic is appointed to carry on Anthony Fauci's work of funding bat bioweapon labs in China and perjuring himself to Congress, the head of the CDC tells a softball interviewer at NPR that she's going to rebuild trust with the public by not admitting any of the CDC's previous lies and catastrophic errors. Two years into the pandemic, there was a survey in which a quarter of the respondents said that they trusted the CDC "not very much" or "not at all." How do you plan to try to rebuild trust with people in the U.S.? Transparency does not include ever acknowledging errors or failures! But apart from hiding all of the CDC's mistakes and straight-up lies, she's going to be totally, totally transparent. The leftwing propaganda media's attempt to cancel Jason Aldean has failed spectacularly. As of Tuesday, country music icons are dominating the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time since the chart began in 1958. A Florida elector in the 2016 election says that he faced intense pressure to vote for someone other than Trump, as the rules required him to vote for, and yet, none of those people pressuring him have been indicted by Jack Smith. The chairman of the Florida Republican Party, who served as a presidential elector in 2016 and 2020, told RedState the left ran an organized campaign to intimidate him, and other electors pledged to Donald J. Trump to flip their votes--overturning the 2016 election.
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