Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/30/23)

Quote I

“They are evil for canceling us.” My Pillow CEO, Mike Lindell

Quote II

“Instead of attempting to buy people off, the Biden administration should be spending hard-earned taxpayer funds to secure the border and defend our homeland – that’s the best way to both improve morale across the Department while supporting its critical mission" Sen. Katie Boyd Britt of Alabama (R)

Quote III

"Look, I can only speak for my personal experience, my tour of Afghanistan in 2012 flying Apaches, somewhere after that there was an unravelling and the trigger for me was actually returning from Afghanistan." Former Prince Harry Sniveling Inbred Millionaire

Oops, did I write that out loud?

My love of the NFL left sometime ago now. Don't these Wokesters know it's not nice to fight.

There’s a new version of the now infamous 49ers/Raiders fans brawl, and it’s the definition of a must-watch video.

OutKick readers almost certainly read Joe Kinsey’s initial write up of the fans rocking jerseys absolutely annihilating each other in a In & Out location in Santa Clara.

It was a great breakdown of the chaos, which included a man pulling out a shiv. Keep it classy, NFL fans. Keep it classy.

I wonder if the Left would like to culturally appropriate this Saudi sentence? Oh you know they would if they could.

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — A Saudi court has sentenced a man to death over his posts on X, formerly known as Twitter, and his activity on YouTube, the latest in a widening crackdown on dissent in the kingdom that has drawn international criticism.

The judgement against Mohammed bin Nasser al-Ghamdi, seen Wednesday by The Associated Press, comes against the backdrop of doctoral student Salma al-Shehab and others facing decadeslong prison sentences over their comments online.

The sentences appear part of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s wider effort to stamp out any defiance in the kingdom as he pursues massive building projects and other diplomatic deals to raise his profile globally.

When I rub a pup's nose in a bodily function, I do it for a corrective purpose. Disney on the other hand just wants to rub your senses in shit for the fun of it.

Disney Now Employs Men in Drag to Greet Kids.

Disney is employing men dressed in full drag to interact with children and toddlers at its amusement parks. Photographs taken by disgusted visitors show two adult men standing at the entrances to some of the park’s attractions wearing dresses and feminine accessories. One of the men is seen talking enthusiastically to a very young child – clearly maintaining his distance from the man – and blocking the entrance to one of the park’s amusements while wearing a bright red skirt and shin-high yellow boots. The other is clad in a bright purple dress and hair band, despite having a fully grown beard, outside the “Bibbidi Bobbidi” boutique, which claims to offer “magical makeovers for royalty-in-training ages 3 to 12.” Disney came under fire for similarly hiring a dress-wearing man with a mustache to conduct children around the same Bibbidi Bobbidi boutique in May.

How do we prevent the Triggly Puffs from attending secondary education? How do we keep the obnoxious, retarded youth from calling the shots at say Oberlin? Physical fitness tests for the entrance!

Affirmative action opponent Vivek Ramaswamy has a solution to "drive excellence and diversity of talent among incoming college classes." He proposes that the "College Board should add a physical fitness section to the SAT, instead of just the math and reading sections. This could mirror the 'Presidential Fitness Test' — consisting of a 1-mile run, pull-ups, sit-ups, shuttle run, etc."

I like this Ramaswamy guy.

I'm unlike a number of people. If I want an ice cream fix, Micky D's is not a go to spot for me. And from reading this story it sounds like their ice cream machine is down on a regular basis.

Right-to-Repair Advocates Tore Down a McFlurry Machine to Show it's Actually Easy to Fix

The McFlurry machine isn’t complicated, but there’s a reason it constantly breaks down and prevents you from eating delicious ice cream.

Obviously not blessed with brains or a sense of fashion.NSFW-Language

I think Washington D.C got off light. I would venture a SWAG that insurance is paying the majority of this settlement.

D.C. will pay $5.1 million as part of a class-action settlement with gun owners who were arrested under laws that have since been found to violate the Second Amendment, according to the settlement agreement.

U.S. District Judge Royce C. Lamberth gave preliminary approval to the settlement agreement on Monday following years of litigation. Lamberth had previously ruled in September 2021 that D.C. arrested, jailed, prosecuted and seized guns from six people “based on an unconstitutional set of laws” and violated their Second Amendment rights

If Burger King can be sued for "Misleading" photos, what about all of the singles on the dating sites?

Burger King attempted to dismiss the suit, but US Judge Roy Altman rejected the company's request.

The lawsuit claims that the burger chain makes the Whopper sandwich appear 35 percent larger on in-store menu boards than it really is.

Customers are also complaining that the Burger King ads show ingredients that "overflow over the bun" with double the amount of meat than they actually receive on the sandwich.

According to the company's website, the Whopper is made with a quarter pound of savory flame-grilled beef and topped with tangy pickles, ketchup, fresh tomatoes, crisp lettuce, and fresh onions.

Judge Ray Altman IMHO is a horse's ass. If he is a Moron, he is free to state his case.

And no, I'm not a BK fanboi. It's a matter of common sense and loathing class action lawyers.

I was going to stop writing The ONT a couple of stories ago. But the hits just keep coming. I'm just downright astonished that Rep. Cori Bush (D-MO) is a grifter besides being a race-baiter.

Democratic Missouri Rep. Cori Bush altered the description of her campaign’s payments to her husband in July Federal Election Commission (FEC) filings.

Bush’s campaign sent her husband Cortney Merritts a “wage expense” payment worth $2,500 on six different occasions from April to June 2023, according to FEC filings. Bush’s campaign also sent Merritts $2,500 for “security services” on April 3, 2023, the filings disclose. The campaign paid him five times for “security services” from January to March of 2023, Bush’s Ap

No word from our friend Wyatt Earp if he has any idea who these Genius Award winners are.

Unable to crack safe during Philly Wendy's heist, robbers fire 4 shots at it

'The offenders shot into the safe in an unsuccessful attempt to open it,' Officer Tanya Little, a Philadelphia Police spokesperson, said of the Aug. 29, 2023, Wendy's heist

Seeing something that isn't right led to Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

n a spine-chilling incident, a vigilant truck driver, who goes by the name Michael, became a hero by alerting authorities about a deeply unsettling situation.

Michael was parked in a rest area off I-10 in a border state when he witnessed a pick-up truck pull up nearby. A man and woman proceeded to unlock a padlocked cage beneath a tarp in the back of the truck, from which they released several children.

According to the video uploaded by the truck driver, the kidnappers were seen ushering the children into and out of a bathroom at the rest area before locking them back into the cage.

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