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Claim: The Government Recovered an "Egg-Shaped" Alien Probe the Size of an SUVUnrelated photo: the doctor gets aggro with me as I reject the scheduled colonoscopy. From my private collection. Below, a reporter, Ross Coulthart, claims he has a source that says he witnessed the recovery of an "egg-shaped" non-human craft, "silverish-gray, seamless, no control surfaces or propulsion visible" during the 1980s, and that the government's assessment is that this is a "probe" to collect information about the earth, and also, to Steal Our Women. (I assume the latter.) He also says the craft was stored at... Area 51. The former intelligence official who testified to Congress a couple of weeks ago, David Grusch, recently told the BBC that the US has been studying the recovered alien technology and reverse-engineering it. Um... like in Independence Day.
Marik von Rennenkampff, an analyst with the U.S. Department of State's Bureau of International Security and non-proliferation, and an Obama administration appointee at the U.S. Department of Defense, says that there is a huge government scandal about to be revealed -- but it might be one of two scandals. The first possibility is that the US government will be revealed to have hidden the proof of alien visitation and lied to the public about it for decades. The second possibility -- which I know commenters have suggested before -- is that US military and intelligence officials are leaking a false story in order to run a psyops campaign on the population for unknown purposes. The decades-long saga of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) is barreling headlong toward one of two stunning conclusions. Yeah but... see, we've known that people have been claiming they saw UFOs and even recovered UFO craft for decades. These stories and claims are as old as the hills. So yes, Grusch says "a bunch of people say they saw crashed UFOs." Well, yes, we've known about these claims and rumors since the sixties (or earlier). What new evidence says that these age-old claims are actually true? I can't help feel that the only "proof" we have that these stories are true is the disclosure that the government has an office investigating these claims... which we've also known since the sixties. Project Blue Book, anyone? The fact that a government that has trillions of our dollars to spend and creative bureaucrats who can invent a hundred trillion ways to spend those trillions does not mean that a theory has any actual merit behind it. This story follows the patterns of many "stories:" Something that isn't really a story is now a story because the media has decided to start treating it as a story. Like the Summer of Shark Attacks just before 9/11. Possible government/Regime psyop, you say? Anyway:
At the hearings from a couple of years ago, the chief whistleblower, Grusch, said that the aliens may be "interdimensional." He cites the holographic principle, an actual theory (which I think it well-proven) that anything in three dimensional space can be "projected" on to, and fully represented on, a two-dimensional surface that surrounds it. In other words, if you think about the entire universe, and then imagine a two-dimensional membrane around it, the three-dimensional universe can be projected on to that membrane and that membrane would contain all the information of the three dimensional world. He doesn't explain how but he suggests our alien visitors may be using this principle to transit the universe at faster-than-light speed. He seems to be saying that sufficiently advanced aliens can project themselves on to this two dimensional membrane, then zip around that membrane unbound by normal lightspeed limits, and then pop back out into the three dimensional world where they like. While the holographic principle is well-established (at least as a mathematical precept), that business about being able to freely convert yourself into a two dimensional being and zip around the skin of the universe is just a sci-fi speculation. One of Trump's several terrible hires, General Milley, says that he won't "doubt" Grusch's testimony, but that he himself has seen no evidence of alien crashes.
Some UFO sightings by military personnel are "difficult to explain," said Gen. Mark A. Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, but the nation's top general insists he has seen no evidence to back up public allegations that the Pentagon has recovered extraterrestrial beings or has engaged in decades of cover-ups to hide the truth from the American public. | Recent Comments
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