Wednesday Night ONT - September 2, 2026 [TRex]

Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked. Step up and place your order.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

[Top photo: Seymour, Tennessee]

ONT Grocery Shopping List

Apparently people in Georgia like their watermelons.

Not a parody or AI:

I am favorably inclined to the Deere but when I think of John Deere, it also conjures thoughts of "outdoor scents" that seem sub-optimal for my personal care needs.

I am curious about the "limited edition" packaging. Are potential buyers considering a purchase of John Deere deodorant at Walmart because it is a collectible? It must trigger an unconscious need-to-buy instinct. In related news, there are probably many reasons that I don't work in marketing...

Does anyone have an inside source at Walmart to find out how many of these are actually being sold?

How bad did it have to be to earn a name like that? Supposedly in Montana.

Mandatory Maiden

Wrathchild live in Dublin (2017)

Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Hydraulic Press Channel. The premise is simple - what do things look like when they're smashed in a hydraulic press?

That's it. No narration, explanation, or elaborate plots. Just smashing things.

You could be thinking one of two things. Either (a) a single YouTube channel dedicated to smashing things? really? or (b) Awesome!

Apparently lots of people think it is awesome - the channel has over 10.3 million subscribers. Many videos have millions of views. It all started ten years ago with a minute and a half video of smashing a golf ball.

The question is not what has been smashed on the channel. The better question is what has yet to be smashed. If you can think of it and it fits beneath a hydraulic press, it has probably been smashed.

Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner in internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

Do you like train songs? Of course you do! Billy Strings for the big ONT finish:

Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly transferred to an undetermined department for processing. Are you lurking ????

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