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Hoist The Black Flag
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Screen Capture Of CBS' Rath er Glaring Error
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Big Jessie MacBeth Round-Up
CNN - Worse than Al-Jazeera
Jose Padilla Was High-Ranking Al Qaeda Operative?
Top Fifty Conservative Rock/Pop Songs,
Two Columns Worth Reading
Duke Rape Case Stupidity
Tactical Teams Inside Rayburn Office Building
Iraqi General Claims Russia Helped Iraq Evacuate WMD's Immediately Before War
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Give Islamist Terrorists What They Fear Most-- Humiliation
Lay, Skilling Guilty
David Broder Indiscreetly Raises Question of Bill Clinton's Indiscretions
Gore: "Over-Representation of the Facts" Necessary To Scare People About Global Warming
Air America Acting CEO: Cut $5 Million In Fat Or You're Donesies
Canadian PM Harper Tells National Media To Get Bent
The Stupidest Lefty Screed You'll Read This Week
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Iran Stalls For More Time On Bomb, While ElBaradie Confirms They Only Need Three Months To Make A Bomb
Howard Fineman Calls Gore "Selfless Oracle"
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A Thoroughly Stupid Post
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AP, Reuters Split On Hamas/Fatah Clash
Handicapping American Idol
Liberal Columnist Richard Cohen Notes Left's Inconsistency On Iraq and Dafur
Pat Robertson Says God Wants You To Buy His Protein Shakes
Jim McGreevey's Tell-All: I Cruised Reststops For Sex
Unbelievable
Interesting Poll Results
Now This Is My Kind of Art History!
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X-Man Quiz
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US Proposing Anti-Iranian Missile Shield In Poland, Czech Republic
Hoist The Black Flag
Bush Was Too Determined And Stubborn, Now He's Too Vacillating And Weak
The End of Periods?
McCain Wants More Nuclear Energy
In Marriage, The Thirtieth Time's The Charm
Fake Army Vet: No Service Records At All
Fake Vet Removes Fake "Awards" From Military.com
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A New Micah F'n' Wright: Fake "Veteran" Slams The War In Documentary
"Paradise Now" Director To Take On 9/11 "Paranoia"
PETA Takes On Barbaric Middle East Practice
Condi Rice Gets Standing Ovation At Boston College
Tape Shows William Jefferson Taking $100,000 Bribe From Informant
Happy Birthday, Sherlock Holmes
Fake A Smile, Even With Botox, And Feel Happy
Great Moments In Broadcasting
Lost Weekend: The Da Vinci Load
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Questions Submitted To "Ask PETA"
Ozone Hole May Disappear Entirely By 2050
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Shock: Liberals' Brains Light Up Nasty When They Think About Conservatives
The Funniest and Most Honest Lab Report You'll Ever Read
Hooky Day/Open Thread
Guess Who Defended Yellow Badeges For Religious Minorities?
Don't Question Their Naziism: Iran Passes Law Making Jews Wear Yellow Badges
Transformin' Plane/Car
Genius Political Rhetoric Of The Day Week Month Year
John Murtha, C's'n' Scumbag
More Fun With Kos, Or "Mr. Charisma," As I Call Him
Iran Proposes Bold New Plan To Break Nuke Impasse
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address Powerpoint Presentation
Great Da Vinci Review
Fun Thing At Dave's
Open Thread
Iraq May Form Unity Government on Saturday
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Update On High School Gay Sex Survey
Ahmadinejad Now Writes Letter To Pope
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Pat Robertson, Divine Meteorologist
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Sarcastic Quotes Of The Day
Dorky Idea
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Mexico: We Support Your Sovereignty, But If You Try To Stop Illegal Immigrants, We Will Sue You
Turkish Jihadi Shoots Judges In Open Court Over Hijab Ban
"Lazy Ramadi"
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Thief Risks Three-Strikes Life Term To Reveal Stolen Evidence Against Pedophile
Al Gore's Enivro-Scare Movie Website Asks You To "Pledge" To See It
Hamas-Fatah Power Struggle Intensifies
Senate Limits Immigration To 9 Million Over 20 Years
Me Too, Dammit!
LAURA O' SPADES
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Hoist The Black Repeat
DARPA Researching Human Cannonball Launch To Put SWAT & Soldiers On Rooftops
Full Article On Ward Churchill ("Dances With Plagiarism")
Flamewar Thread
Video of Pentagon Impact
Breaking: University Panel Recommends That Ward Churchill Be Suspended For "Serious" Academic Misconduct
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The Warden Urges Calm
Video of Pentagon Impact To Be Released
Securing the GOP
To Hell With Immigration
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Speech
More On Morgellons Disease Delusion
Hirsi Ali Moving To US
A Little Payback: 41 "Insurgent" Cockroaches Exterminated In Raids
Not a great time to be Russian!
More On NSA/That Stupid USAToday Poll
Reform This
Ireland May Host World's Largest Strip-Poker Tournament
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Don't Worry About Iranian Nukes; You'll Probably Get Morgellons Disease Anyway
Taking The Bull By The Horn
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NSA Acquires The Scary, Invasive Data-Mining Capabilities Of Telemarketers
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Sitting Out 2006 Hurts The Real Conservatives In the GOP, Not the RINOs
The Not So Great Compromiser
A Visit With the President
Al Gore
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Sad State of Affairs in New Zealand
"Paralyzed Woman" Runs From Police
Steven Colbert Appreciation Thread
The Night Of Long Knives
They Don't Get It
Iran's Probably Has The Bomb Already
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Dealing With Moussaoui Stupidities
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Open Thread
Ahmadinejad's Letter: An Invitation/Threat To Convert To Islam
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More Fun With Google-Search Searches
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Senate Porkers Want To Take Ammunition and Armor From Troops
Press Secretary Snow Blasts NYT For Biased Economic Coverage
Good Stuff About Sex
April Tax Take Second-Highest Ever
Re-Linking Post About My Own Panic Attacks
Democratic Congressional Hopeful Hopes Party and Voters Excuse His Arrests, As Well As His Nude Therapy Sessions
Cool Chase Videos
Shock: Lesbians' Brains And Sexual Response Similar To Those of Straight Men
Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Power To The (Deranged) People
Certainly This Is Just A Coincidence
The USS New York
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I Can't Believe I'm Linking This
11-7 Watch
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Global Warming Is Good For Your Health
Hoistin'
Andrew Sullivan Likens Christian Conservatives To Islamists; Coins Term "Christianists"
A New Form of BDS: CADS-- Colbert Assurance Derrangement Syndrome
Knight Rider To Be Made Into Big-Screen Feature
US Border Patrol Tips Mexican Government To Minuteman Patrols
Woman Imprisoned For Self Defense
Global Cowbell: Global Stocks Hit New All-Time Record
Desperate Non-Housewife: Terri hostaer Brags About, Um, Her WonderGenitals
Bloggers Expose Major MSM Mistake: "Atwar Bahjat Execution Video" Is F A K E
"A robust, fully operational missile defense system is on its way to becoming a reality"
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Shimon Peres: "The president of Iran should remember that Iran can also be wiped off the map"
Robber Shot By Clerk, Caught On Tape
Press Herd Mentality Savages M:I III
Ahmadnejad Sends Bush Letter Seeking "New Solutions"
Wilson Outed Plame?
Hayden Nominated
The Deed Is Done
On the Exquisite Decadence of Self-Loathing
Draft Hollywood
Great Article On Barbary Pirates' "Jihad At Sea"
Religion of Peace Claims Another Victim
Economists Claim: FoxNews Tilted 2000 Election For Bush
Mike, We Hardly Knew Ye
I'm In a Banning Kind of Mood...
NYT Helps Enemy Morale By Bravely Rising To Zarqawi's Defense
Andrew Sullivan Can't Cop To An Error; Instead Blames Bush For Insanity Of Wackjob Left
Goss And Aide "Linked" To Poker Parties Linked, In Turn, To Duke Cunningham and Hookers
Geeky Timesuck: The Wold "Newtonverse"
Big Update: Goss Forced Out
Worse Than Thought: Goss Resigned Because "Something Happened"
Porter Goss Resigns As Director Of Central Intelligence
Moussaoui Got Off Because He Had "Limited Knowledge" of 9/11 Plot
The flipside of Zarkawi - First Iraqi Ranger
French May Demand Moussaoui Transfer
Journalist Fired For Making Fake MySpace Page For Political Enemy
Rummy's Heckler: Anti-Semitic Conspiracy-Theory Peddler (And Defender of Mary McCarthy, Natch!)
Star Trek Rising: Anti-Matter Fuel, Cloaking Device In Research
CNN Reporter Spins For Zarqawi's Weapon Incompetence
Eeesh: Dude Building World's Biggest, Most Opulent Gay Bathhouse
Media Protection, Kennedy Shield No Longer Seem To Be Working
How Anti-American are the Frogs?
Big Update On Zarqawi's Greatest Bloopers And Practical Jokes
Full Report: Kennedy Shielded From Sobriety Tests By Higher-Ranking Officers, Then Given A Ride Home
Breaking On TV News: Patrick Kennedy Crashes Car Into Police Cruiser
Porkbusting Report Card
DARPA Funds Project To Regrow Human Limbs
Climate Change On Jupiter
FoxNews Most Trusted News Source In America
More Lucas Greed: Releasing A Collectible Action Figure Of Himself
Hee, Hee: US Releases Video Showing Zarqawi Unable To Fire Machinegun
Unfrickin'believable II
Unbefrickin'lievable
Superb Peggy Noonan Piece On Moussaoui Enlightenment Cowardice
Cool Facts About: Valerie Plame
Mary McCarthy Defender/Character Witness: We Have Nothing To Fear From A Nuclear Iran
Judicial Brinkemanship?
World's Heaviest People
Moussauoui Shouts: "America, You Lost!"
Hey, A Prison IS Part of the "Justice System," Right?
Breaking: Moussaoui Gets LIFE
That Guy's Got Some Balls On Him
Mr. T Gets New Show: "I Pity The Fool"
Man's Luck Changes After Wife "Mysteriously Dies"
Invented Controversy For Condi Rice Honarary Degree
Stupid: Moms Are Owed $130,000+ Salary Per Year, Presumably From the Department of Motherhood
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers: "I'm Just Not Attracted To Women!"
James Bond Update: It Is A Reboot, Like Batman Begins
A Culture Of Corruption, Continued
Yawn... Even More Cowbell
Young Americans, Geographically Incompetent
James Bond Trailer
Superman Returns Trailer
On Flix Right Now: "The Challenge"
It's Always Been A Chore To Watch Keith ("Who?") Olbermann, But Now MoveOn.org Makes It Official
And Again: Noted Scholar Tim Robbins Complains Media Isn't Calling For Bush Impeachment
The Stupidest, Batshit-Craziest Troll, Ever
Metalstorm Supermachinegun On The Discovery Channel
Robotic Cars To Face Tougher Test: Driving In Moving Traffic
Colbert Wasn't Funny, But This Is Downright Hi-Larious
Hitch Takedown of Juan Cole
Automatic Bob ("Who?") Herbert Column Generator
To Reduce Global Warming, You Must Become A Vegetarian
Hoistin'
Another Translated Iraqi Document: Iraq Successfully Tested Nerve-Gas Detection Equipment In 2001
Hillary!
Warbots!
NYT Publisher/Nepot/Drooling Incompetent Pinch Sulzberger: "If You're Deaf, Please Respond To This Audio Prompt"
Harvard Alums Travel To, Spend Big Money In, North Korea; Bow At Shrines Of Ex-Maniacal-Dictator
V For Vendetta Trailer Parody: "C Is For Cookie"
May Day, Continued
Professor Sami Al-Arian
Liberals Begin Creating Shrines To Stephen Colbert
Prison Break
Movie Called "Soft-Core Eco-Terrorism For Kids"
"Undocumented Americans" Take Jobs... From Our Nation's Children
Dow Approaches All-Time High
Pesticides Cause Shrinkage
Amazon.com Widgets
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Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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